297 home

I shall not clog it!
Be gone, foul cylinder, to
Your watery grave.

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295 home

Yesterday

I had and un-had
Some Thanksgiving leftovers.
So much…gratitude.


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294 home

Happy Brown Friday!
I make that joke each year but,
Hey, it's a winner.

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293 home

Wednesday

I clogged it again?!?!
Are my shits super dense or
Does my toiled suck?

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292 home

Is it too early
To start making room for our
Thanksgiving dinner?

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291 home

That was a doozy.
A doozy of a doodie.
And not a beauty.

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290 home

Quick break between calls,
And I'm using it wisely.
And smellingly too.

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289 downstairs

It wasn't planned, but
I still got a workout in.
It's abs and ass day.

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288 home

Yesterday evening

Stinky farts all day,
And fingers crossed that this helps.
My sphincter's crossed too.

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287 downstairs

Yesterday AM

What does this smell like?
That would be like describing
Colors to the blind.

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286 work

Couldn't go at home,
But it's early enough that
This might go unsmelled.

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285 home

It's raining outside.
Meanwhile, here in the bathroom,
I bring the thunder!

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284 downstairs

My girl's camping trip
Will include digging poo holes.
Not Albert Pujols.

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283 kids’ bathroom

Yesterday

How grody is this?
Can't tell if it's "to the max"
Or just mostly there.


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282 downstairs

Monday morning shits
Put extra pep in my step.
And poop in the pot.

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281 home

Back home and what's first?
Saying hi to kids and dogs.
But second? This shit.

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280 Cupertino hotel

I didn't clog it!
Last time I did, which led to
Peeing in the sink.

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279 Cupertino hotel

Squeezed in farts all flight,
And what's the first thing I do?
Eat some black beans. Smart.

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278 home

Off to the dentist.
Hitting the extremes of the
Digestive system.

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277 downstairs

This was too easy.
I'm not complaining, it's just
I sat, I dumped. Phew!

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276 home

Yesterday
I clogged this again.
It's not my fault. With my ass,
It wants what it wants.

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275 downstairs

Yesterday
When I took this dump,
I didn't know the dodgers
Would be not shitty.

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