PK 151

First flush did nothing.
My shit just sat there. Staring.
But I wasn't scared.

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PK 150

Happy Thanksgiving!
After shitting out stuffing,
The rest is gravy.

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PK 149

If my butt could talk,
It would say, "Hello, I am
Really fucking gross."

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PK 148

Work thanksgiving feast,
Should easily fill the space
I just created.

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PK 147

The heavens opened -
No, wait, scratch that. Not heavens.
I meant my sphincter.

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PK 146 (from Monday)

First dump since Ojai.
Which is what the toilet said
Upon the first splash.

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PK 145

I think my stomach
Had too much caffeine. That's why
It's all...shittery?

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PK 144

Post election shit,
And this stinking mound of turd
Is better than Trump.

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PK 143

This is a gross one.
Instead of wiping, I need
Patting and sopping.

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PK 142

I rather enjoy
How certain I am that this
Is spicy tuna.


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PK 141

Should I be concerned
That my sausage sandwich lunch
Turned into meatballs?

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PK 140

Inimitable.
That's my word choice to describe
That Taco Bell smell.

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