Thursday, April 30, 2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Apr 29
This post-Korean shitting hurts.
It's like there's charcoal in the squirts.
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It's like there's charcoal in the squirts.
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Strange
A brown cigar-shape object
Seemed to float across the water
I know what it wasn't
It wasn't an otter.
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Seemed to float across the water
I know what it wasn't
It wasn't an otter.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Monday, April 27, 2015
KK53
The shit was constant. It just wouldn't stop.
Splash, splatter, dump, dump, splatter, splash, plop.
Sunday, April 26, 2015
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Of course
When your colon is loaded it's understood
That taking a dump is mighty good.
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That taking a dump is mighty good.
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Friday, April 24, 2015
A lull in the action
Yesterday I went without
Made up for this morning without a doubt.
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Made up for this morning without a doubt.
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Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Monday, April 20, 2015
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Consistency
Hard like a rock? No way.
Soft like a over ripe banana? I must say nay.
Just perfect in every way.
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Soft like a over ripe banana? I must say nay.
Just perfect in every way.
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Saturday, April 18, 2015
Before the ride
About to bike it a few miles
Purging was met with an upside down smile.
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Purging was met with an upside down smile.
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Friday, April 17, 2015
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
At it again
Being regular is really neat
I've become friends with the toilet seat
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I've become friends with the toilet seat
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Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Monday, April 13, 2015
At work
Had to work a little bit
To get it going and make it fit
But when it left and made a plop
I knew that was it and had to stop.
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To get it going and make it fit
But when it left and made a plop
I knew that was it and had to stop.
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Saturday, April 11, 2015
Friday, April 10, 2015
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
KK46
The burger seemed tasty, from how it looked.
Next time, I won't eat meat that isn't fully cooked.
KK45
Off the freeway to empty out the poopmaker.
Surprisingly, nice toilets are in the city of Baker.
Apr 7
My fart had a strange and warbly tone,
Like a goose getting fucked by a trombone.
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Like a goose getting fucked by a trombone.
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Monday, April 6, 2015
Sunday, April 5, 2015
Sunday
Waited until the last minute
'Til it was begging to come out
And that it did without a doubt
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'Til it was begging to come out
And that it did without a doubt
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Saturday, April 4, 2015
Apr 4
In honor of it being Passover today,
May my smell scare the Angel of Death away.
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May my smell scare the Angel of Death away.
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Back at it
I've been woefully remiss
Not writing about this
But since I have a minute
It's all about the toilet and what's in it
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Not writing about this
But since I have a minute
It's all about the toilet and what's in it
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Wednesday, April 1, 2015
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