38 downstairs

Ate food from health nut,
But see no signs of health here.
Or nuts, actually.

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37 kids’ bathroom

Post cleaning crew shits
Make me sad face emoji.
And poop emoji.

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36 kids’ bathroom

Beat the cleaning crew!
Nothing worse than dirtying
Your pristine toilet.

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35 home

Really had to go
Yesterday morning. Somehow
It waited til now.


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34 kids’ bathroom

It's trifecta time!
It's the work week's third day and
My super turd day.

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33 downstairs

Guess I wasn't done.
It's not "2 for Tuesday," so
Maybe I'll have more.

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32 downstairs

I'm not gonna lie,
Sitting feels nice, even with
An active rectum.

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31 downstairs

It's a rainy day,
But my butthole's conditions
Are much, much drier.

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30 kids’ bathroom

The kids are away,
So I'm ruining their bathroom,
And they can't say shit.

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29 home

Wife is out of town,
So this stink is mine alone
Instead of half hers.

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28 home

My second today,
And to pick an adjective,
I'd go with "eager."

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27 home

Does everyone think,
"Diarrhea, cha cha cha"
Or is it just me?


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26 downstairs

Quick one before work.
Though this should count as work too,
Because I'm sweating.

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25 work

That was pretty quick,
And I appreciate that.
(No one knows I shit.)

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24 downstairs

Another Monday,
But at least I won a square,
So that's like ok.

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23 home

Super Bowl Sunday,
But this toilet bowl's view is
Quite far from super.


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22 home

Comedy show soon.
Good thing I got these farts out.
Cuz they ain't funny.

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21 downstairs

This one is nasty,
But who's counting? Oh that's right.
I am. I'm counting.

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20 home

It's now or never.
Well, now or like 6pm.
Basically never.

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19 home

The Weather Channel
Said to beware of mudslides.
Ya know, I'll stop there.

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18 downstairs

Open the floodgates!
I would say mudgates but that's
Really disgusting.

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17 downstairs

Has it been that long?
Wow. If so, that would explain
Whatever this is.

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