142 downstairs

My back is achy,
So I'm grateful that this one
Was quick and easy.

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141 downstairs

Two in one morning.
Glad I waited to shower
For, ya know, debris.

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141 downstairs

Two in one morning.
Glad I waited to shower
For, ya know, debris.

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140 downstairs

Although I'm sleepy,
My butthole is wide awake.
Emphasis on wide.

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139 downstairs

Now a messy one.
A "will it ever stop?" one.
A "please help me" one.

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138 downstairs

You know what's awesome?
A big, satisfying shit
With zero clean up.

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137 downstairs

That one was a lot.
In volume, but also in
Its toll on my soul.

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136 downstairs

A b'nai mitzvah
Calls for something real special.
(Ahem) Here you go.

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135 home

Maybe those tacos
Were too much for this stomach.
And this anus too.

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134 home

You know it's bad when
Even I think it was gross.
Well friends, it was bad.


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133 downstairs

B'mitzvah photos
Might look better if I'm not
Holding back some shits.

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132 downstairs

(Yesterday)

After a slow pace,
A one-day trifecta is
A dump-slumpbuster.

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131 home

That wasn't pleasant,
And I think there will be more.
Here's to a fun day!

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130 downstairs

It had been two weeks,
And my body forgot how
To do Chipotle.

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129 downstairs

I've been slowing down,
Which is reminiscent and
A bit concerning.

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128 home

My third time trying,
But first with any success.
"Success" might be wrong.

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127 kids’ bathroom

There was a lot there,
Especially since it was
#2 today.

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126 downstairs

I'm glad that matzo
Softens during digestion.
Otherwise…Oy vey.

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125 work

I tried to hold on,
But it just had to come out.
That's one driven shit.

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124 downstairs

I must've missed one,
Even though that's unlikely.
So is 3 days off.

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123 home

This reminds me of
Hawaii. Because it looks
Like an island chain.

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122 downstairs

Got lots of meetings
And this toilet one-on-one
Wasn't scheduled.

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121 kids’ bathroom

Third shit of the day
And the third day of the month.
That's, like, spooky, right?

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120 downstairs

Now my stomach's mad.
Was it pizza? Ice cream cake?
Or just, ya know, 'cuz?

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119 downstairs

That was a big shit.
Big both in size and also
In momentousness.

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118 downstairs

I became a dad
Thirteen years ago today.
And right now. With shit.

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