PK 127

Sloan concert last night,
And Sloan valves on this toilet.
Poo-etic justice?

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PK 126

Oh brown underwear,
I wish you were clean, so that
I could dirty you.

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PK 125

I think I should stop
Eating dried fruit so often.
It gets undried fast.

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PK 124

Taking a shit with
Rage Against the Machine on
Makes my ass angry.

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PK 123

My least favorite part
Of a post-popcorn shit is
The kernel fragments.

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PK 122

At the outlet mall,
And I'm thankful to have an
Outlet for my poop.

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PK 121

It has been 4 days,
So I'm expecting to lose
About 15 pounds.

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PK 119

Thanks, Benihana!
This came out more easily
From all the chopping.

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PK 118

The dinner menu
Didn't warn me that the food
Would go right through me.

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PK 117

Post Labor Day dump
(After burgers and hot dogs)
Makes my ass labor.

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PK 116

New burrito place,
The same exact end result.
Er, rear end result.

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PK 115

Work dumping is best
Before others get in, 'cause
I say "Sorry" less.

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