I'd prefer to shit
Just the hole of the bagel
Instead of the bread.
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Sunday, May 19, 2024
Saturday, May 18, 2024
106 home
God damn, fajitas.
Feels like you're still sizzling
Through the final step.
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Feels like you're still sizzling
Through the final step.
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Wednesday, May 15, 2024
105 home
You know how rabbits
Shit out those tiny pellets?
This was not like that.
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Shit out those tiny pellets?
This was not like that.
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104 kids’ bathroom
I came up empty,
Took a break, then came up full.
So did the toilet.
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Took a break, then came up full.
So did the toilet.
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Tuesday, May 14, 2024
103 kids’ bathroom
A quick squeeze-out sesh
And then off to the office.
Gas before gas, yo.
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And then off to the office.
Gas before gas, yo.
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Monday, May 13, 2024
102 kids’ bathroom
Was it the brunch or
The previous day's Wing Stop?
Either way…gross, dude.
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The previous day's Wing Stop?
Either way…gross, dude.
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101 kids’ bathroom
Mother's Day was nice,
But today I feel like I'm
Having contractions.
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But today I feel like I'm
Having contractions.
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Friday, May 10, 2024
100 kids’ bathroom
Certain aromas
Are unworthy of wafting.
And yet I'm mid-waft.
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Are unworthy of wafting.
And yet I'm mid-waft.
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Thursday, May 9, 2024
99 home
This is a doozy!
Feel like it might never stop,
Which would be…not cool.
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Feel like it might never stop,
Which would be…not cool.
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98 downstairs
Yesterday
It's been a few days,
But this is acting like a
"Third one today" shit.
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It's been a few days,
But this is acting like a
"Third one today" shit.
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Sunday, May 5, 2024
97 downstairs
Chatting with my friend,
And said, "Oh, I gotta shit.
Like now. Right now." Click.
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And said, "Oh, I gotta shit.
Like now. Right now." Click.
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Saturday, May 4, 2024
Thursday, May 2, 2024
94 downstairs
Have to get my kids,
But first, I made a new one
And abandoned it.
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But first, I made a new one
And abandoned it.
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93 home
Well, a lot came out.
But I can't help but feel like
That was a preview.
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But I can't help but feel like
That was a preview.
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Wednesday, May 1, 2024
92 downstairs
Small shit before bed.
Maybe tomorrow morning
I'll get a full one.
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Maybe tomorrow morning
I'll get a full one.
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