Poop Group: April 2019

Sunday, April 28, 2019

That didn't feel good,
And I'll be in Utah soon.
It's their problem now.

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Stopped myself early
Because the kids needed food.
But oh - I'll be back.

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Wednesday

I'm writing this late
Because I finally stopped
Wiping my asshole.

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It's called Good Friday,
Ain't nothing good about this.
Thanks a lot, Jesus?

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Yesterday

My stomach still hurts,
But hopefully it's not the
Thing that Carly had.

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Saw the Grand Canyon
And I think I could fill it
With this massive dump.

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Gorgeous red mountains
Poetically juxtaposed
With nasty brown ones.

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Paul Klein

New underwear on.
It would be a shame if I
Ruined them already.

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Second nasty shit
In just a handful of hours.
Maybe two handfuls.

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My butt was jealous
That the kids has Open House,
So it followed suit.

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Like a deck of cards,
I'm at 52, and my
Food is all shuffled.

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Hey pepperoni,
Where's my thanks for getting you
Back into one log?

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Remember "Contra"
And the "spread" machine gun? Well...
My butt just did that.

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My boy has a cold.
Meanwhile, my rectal region
Is having a hot.

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Yesterday

I have 9 year olds!
In related news, my butt
Said "Nein!" to that food.

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My stomach's just fine,
And my butthole's not bleeding.
That's right - April Fools!

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