PK 89

I hope this toilet
Likes tomatillo salsa
Because...there it is.

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PK 88

A quick shit before
A fun dentist appointment.
Diff'rent cavity.

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PK 87

There's no better way
To say "Happy Birthday" than
Shitting my brains out.

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PK 86

Like a prizefighter,
I'm dropping weight. But without
Punches to the face.

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PK 85

Now I understand
What Cisqo meant when he said,
"Dumps like a truck." Word.

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PK 84

The sounds of this shit
Were so inhuman, I asked
"What the fuck?" aloud.

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PK 83

When I ate that food,
It was all wrapped up neatly.
What's up, tortilla?

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PK 82

This pre-dentist shit
Means I'm working both sides of
My digestive tract.

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PK 81

No dumps in Big Bear.
So Dawgs don't shit in the woods.
(But the Pope's Catholic.)

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PK 80

Kindergarten's done,
But it seems Stinkerfartin'
Has only begun.

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PK 79

Those chilaquiles
Should've been called (wait for it...)
Chila-kill-my-ass.

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PK 78

Dodger Dogs plus beer
Plus nacho cheese sauce equals
Nasty shit. Shocking.

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