Monday, August 31, 2015
#203
Crapping with the elite up in Montecito
Is the same as with folks in San Bernardino.
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Is the same as with folks in San Bernardino.
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Sunday, August 30, 2015
KK105
The tiny nuggets still account for a shit that's valid.
They hurt coming out, so time to mix in a salad.
Saturday, August 29, 2015
#200 & 201
This morning I pushed out a sausage link.
Now the shape less important than the stink.
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Now the shape less important than the stink.
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Friday, August 28, 2015
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Monday, August 24, 2015
KK102
Now I'm back in an airport bathroom stall.
Cleaner than the beach, more crowded than the mall.
#'s 195&196
One explosion at 5am and another at 8.
Gut pain and a need to release: something that I ate.
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Gut pain and a need to release: something that I ate.
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Sunday, August 23, 2015
From your mother
Constipation for what it's worth
Is tantamount to giving birth.
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Is tantamount to giving birth.
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Saturday, August 22, 2015
Friday, August 21, 2015
Thursday, August 20, 2015
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
188,189,190,191
Three shits yesterday and one today.
My colon's as clean as a whistle: hooray!
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My colon's as clean as a whistle: hooray!
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Monday, August 17, 2015
Sunday, August 16, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
KK98
A 14-hour work day has me in mental disarray.
I just made our bathroom smell of serious foul play.
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Monday, August 10, 2015
Sunday, August 9, 2015
#182
Having the patience to just let it brew.
It an attribute I wanted passed on to you.
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It an attribute I wanted passed on to you.
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Saturday, August 8, 2015
KK96
I worked hard for that shit. They might've been stuck.
No more eating lunches off of that food truck.
Friday, August 7, 2015
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Monday, August 3, 2015
#177
Monday morning doodie at the office.
4 brown ones slipped out of the orifice.
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Rooftoppers, Inc.
Personal and Professional Integrity since 1983
Sunday, August 2, 2015
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