That poop came out from deep inside.
I'm surprised my anus opened that wide.
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Monday, December 28, 2015
KK151
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Friday, December 25, 2015
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
276
Today was a big one, came out in clumps.
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Tuesday, December 22, 2015
KK148
Monday, December 21, 2015
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Friday, December 18, 2015
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Monday, December 14, 2015
Sunday, December 13, 2015
Saturday, December 12, 2015
Friday, December 11, 2015
Thursday, December 10, 2015
255-269
When the drugs wore off I gave it my all.
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Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Monday, December 7, 2015
Sunday, December 6, 2015
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Friday, December 4, 2015
Thursday, December 3, 2015
Dec 3
With lots to come this month, I fear.
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Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Monday, November 30, 2015
Sunday, November 29, 2015
Friday, November 27, 2015
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
#253
The last 3 together would be a mile.
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Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Monday, November 23, 2015
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Friday, November 20, 2015
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Monday, November 16, 2015
Saturday, November 14, 2015
Nov 14
While I'm defacing my butthole hairs.
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Friday, November 13, 2015
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Monday, November 9, 2015
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Sunday, November 1, 2015
#259
It slid out well cause the Thai food was very well greased.
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Friday, October 30, 2015
#257
I am forever stuck in the crap crap zone.
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#255 & 256
Today at 6:03 a.m.
Crap on the 3's makes sense to me.
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Thursday, October 29, 2015
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Monday, October 26, 2015
#254
Nothing was special, nothing was new.
I put on the squeeze and out it flew.
What's new with you?
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#253
It all stemmed from a bout of indigestion.
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Sunday, October 25, 2015
#252
Toxic enough to make pipes corrode.
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Saturday, October 24, 2015
Thursday, October 22, 2015
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
246,247,248,249 (3 days)
Not to brag about it makes me less exciting.
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Monday, October 19, 2015
Sunday, October 18, 2015
Saturday, October 17, 2015
Friday, October 16, 2015
#245
I pushed them right out, I'm nobody's fool.
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#244
It was me during my monster crap of the mid day.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Oct 14
It's like my butt is shouting, "Gotcha!"
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Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Monday, October 12, 2015
Sunday, October 11, 2015
#241
If not, I'm genuinely shocked to the core.
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#239
Someone is saying, hurry up! That would be my wife.
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Saturday, October 10, 2015
#237
Hmmm, when did I last eat peas?
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Friday, October 9, 2015
#236
Didn't have time to crap and leave a big huge mess.
Made up for that this morning and that's for sure.
On the menu is would be chunky soup de jour.
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Thursday, October 8, 2015
Oct 8
It's the violent after-shits I hate.
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Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
#234
What I expelled was less than average at most.
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KK118
Monday, October 5, 2015
Sunday, October 4, 2015
#232
My ass doesn't have a reliable clock.
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#230
Woke up at 12 and had to make.
Why can't i crap while wide awake?
This better stop, it's too much to take.
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Oct 4
Today's ten-four. Roger that, good buddy.
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Saturday, October 3, 2015
#228 & #229
The first one was easy, the second super dirty.
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Friday, October 2, 2015
#227
Then I pushed out the crap, not a pretty sight.
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Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Sept 29
How the crap did that crap happen?
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#225
I just had to shift into defecation mode.
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Monday, September 28, 2015
Saturday, September 26, 2015
Sept 26
Now the toilet has brown foggy fog.
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Friday, September 25, 2015
KK114
Dressed causally at work for a slow, Friday pace.
But these tight jeans don't hold bowels in place.
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Thursday, September 24, 2015
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Monday, September 21, 2015
Sunday, September 20, 2015
Saturday, September 19, 2015
Friday, September 18, 2015
#216
The crap I took looked strangely round.
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KK111
#215
I knew it would be a dumping ground for me, Paul Klein.
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Thursday, September 17, 2015
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Monday, September 14, 2015
Sunday, September 13, 2015
Friday, September 11, 2015
#211
Third shit today and hoping for four.
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#209
Sprayed like hell to cover the smell of gas.
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Wednesday, September 9, 2015
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Monday, September 7, 2015
Friday, September 4, 2015
Thursday, September 3, 2015
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Monday, August 31, 2015
#203
Is the same as with folks in San Bernardino.
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Sunday, August 30, 2015
KK105
The tiny nuggets still account for a shit that's valid.
They hurt coming out, so time to mix in a salad.
Saturday, August 29, 2015
#200 & 201
Now the shape less important than the stink.
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Friday, August 28, 2015
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Monday, August 24, 2015
KK102
Now I'm back in an airport bathroom stall.
Cleaner than the beach, more crowded than the mall.
#'s 195&196
Gut pain and a need to release: something that I ate.
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Sunday, August 23, 2015
From your mother
Is tantamount to giving birth.
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Saturday, August 22, 2015
Friday, August 21, 2015
Thursday, August 20, 2015
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
188,189,190,191
My colon's as clean as a whistle: hooray!
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Monday, August 17, 2015
Sunday, August 16, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
KK98
A 14-hour work day has me in mental disarray.
I just made our bathroom smell of serious foul play.
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Monday, August 10, 2015
Sunday, August 9, 2015
#182
It an attribute I wanted passed on to you.
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Saturday, August 8, 2015
KK96
I worked hard for that shit. They might've been stuck.
No more eating lunches off of that food truck.
Friday, August 7, 2015
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Monday, August 3, 2015
#177
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Sunday, August 2, 2015
Saturday, August 1, 2015
Friday, July 31, 2015
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Round 2 # 169
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#168
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# 168
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Monday, July 27, 2015
Sunday, July 26, 2015
Friday, July 24, 2015
#165
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Thursday, July 23, 2015
#163 yesterday
Made my ass really quite durtie.
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015
#162
It was brown and weighed a pound.
Silly me. Just had to look down.
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Monday, July 20, 2015
Sunday, July 19, 2015
#161
So I popped out the entire 6th fleet.
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#160
Led to a floatilla of crap shot from my ass.
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#159
It was huge, hard and came out in a clump.
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Saturday, July 18, 2015
#158
Held it in until it just had to blow.
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Friday, July 17, 2015
Thursday, July 16, 2015
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Sunday, July 12, 2015
#152,152,153 & 154
Without adding any rhymes.
Thursday was one, Friday was two
Saturday and Sunday full of poo.
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Thursday, July 9, 2015
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
Monday, July 6, 2015
#145
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Sunday, July 5, 2015
Saturday, July 4, 2015
KK83
Apparently, I don't digest the chili I eat.
It just shoots out the moment my ass hits the seat.
Friday, July 3, 2015
# 143 & 144
Got my morning going from the endzona.
Followed up with a classic voiding
No effect or hemmeroiding.
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Thursday, July 2, 2015
#141
The smell, it was awful.
The texture certainly was dense.
As a hole, bordering unlawful.
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KK82
My large greenish poo left a big green stain
And fought mightily before succumbing down the drain.
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Monday, June 29, 2015
#137 & #138
Hard to believe it happened again.
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Sunday, June 28, 2015
Friday, June 26, 2015
#136
A hard beginning that tends to soften.
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KK79
Pushing that turd out was a fight and a tussle.
Who cares? The Lakers just drafted DeAngelo Russell!
Thursday, June 25, 2015
#134
Getting the crap past the exit gate.
Today I waited till it was almost too late.
But the big load left and it felt great.
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Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Monday, June 22, 2015
Sunday, June 21, 2015
Father's Day
Still at it. Difficult to type.
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June 21
The food I poop out, I ate back in Spring.
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Saturday, June 20, 2015
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Monday, June 15, 2015
June 15
But it won't process sesame seeds.
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Sunday, June 14, 2015
#126
2 bagels at breakfast to start the day.
No wonder my ass was chosen to pay.
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Saturday, June 13, 2015
#125
It was just the beginning part.
What happened next gave me quite a start.
I shat out a chocolate tart.
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Friday, June 12, 2015
#123,124
The cleanest water, air and sky.
It's sad to say your day is done.
Crapping was easy, hardly had to try.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
#122
Just know what's come out of me.
Three times so far and sickeningly sweet.
Maybe I shouldn't leave this seat.
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#120
Obvious on review that the crap was mine.
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Monday, June 8, 2015
#119
My cell phone rang and I shat while talking.
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June 8
Must be the tip from my tri tip lunch.
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Sunday, June 7, 2015
Saturday, June 6, 2015
#116
The need a push to make a splash.
It's not much fun for my poor ass.
They sink to the bottom in a flash.
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Friday, June 5, 2015
Thursday, June 4, 2015
#116
Haven't got a clue.
Almost got blown off the toilet seat.
Must have been beef stew.
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Wednesday, June 3, 2015
KK67
On the can now. Content look on my face.
Skipping dinner last night thankfully cleared up some space.
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Monday, June 1, 2015
#112
I watched it swirl when I reached my goal.
Amazed it all fit inside the porcelain hole.
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June 1
It's full-on "June Impending Doom."
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Sunday, May 31, 2015
#111
Just something pungent into the afternoon air.
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Give it a number? 110
Hardly more than an exclamation mark and dot.
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Saturday, May 30, 2015
#109
That made my ass change its mood.
Went from happy to sad and smelly.
All because of a really foul belly.
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#108
Birds chirping a happy tune
Flowers bloom to greet a new June
The porcelain streaked and stained with doo.
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Friday, May 29, 2015
Thursday, May 28, 2015
#104. Yucky poo
Trying to calm it with a piece of Matzos .
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#104
All this led to my weight dropping.
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May 28
With shits so foul that this won't rhyme.
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#103 movie theater
Hope this is a double feature.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
#102 Paul
I released it with glee
Now it's floating free.
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May 26
I'm straining to squeeze out a couple of fatties.
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Paul #101
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Monday, May 25, 2015
Letting nature take its course
In making this trip more than a fart.
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May 25
Before we drive over to Underwood Farm.
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Sunday, May 24, 2015
Saturday, May 23, 2015
How true
Something to lose and something to gain.
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Friday, May 22, 2015
For all three
Two during the day and one tonight.
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May 22
That sounds like pee, but from my butt!"
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May 22
But Peter Klein's a real log jammer.
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
Monday, May 18, 2015
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Made it home
Straight to the bathroom to severely off-load.
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It's only natural
When the crap has to be purged.
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Saturday, May 16, 2015
Back to basics
Get a chance to see my hun.
Nice thoughts on the pot while I relax and sit.
All ruined by the nasty smell of shit.
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Friday, May 15, 2015
Golf
Two double bogies were my downfall.
Today should be better all in all.
I crapped them out in the downstairs stall.
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Thursday, May 14, 2015
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Monday, May 11, 2015
May 11
Right after I finish my rocking and straining.
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At it again
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Sunday, May 10, 2015
KK58
After the shits stopped, I felt satisfaction.
Then I craved a beer. (Didn't expect that reaction)
Took a break
Busy now and then
Today was a hard one
It was the matzoh - I ate some
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Friday, May 8, 2015
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
Monday, May 4, 2015
Sunday, May 3, 2015
A religious experience
All I can say is Holy Shit!
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Saturday, May 2, 2015
Friday, May 1, 2015
Thursday, April 30, 2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Apr 29
It's like there's charcoal in the squirts.
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Strange
Seemed to float across the water
I know what it wasn't
It wasn't an otter.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Monday, April 27, 2015
KK53
The shit was constant. It just wouldn't stop.
Splash, splatter, dump, dump, splatter, splash, plop.
Sunday, April 26, 2015
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Of course
That taking a dump is mighty good.
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Friday, April 24, 2015
A lull in the action
Made up for this morning without a doubt.
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Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Monday, April 20, 2015
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Consistency
Soft like a over ripe banana? I must say nay.
Just perfect in every way.
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Saturday, April 18, 2015
Before the ride
Purging was met with an upside down smile.
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Friday, April 17, 2015
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
At it again
I've become friends with the toilet seat
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Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Monday, April 13, 2015
At work
To get it going and make it fit
But when it left and made a plop
I knew that was it and had to stop.
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Saturday, April 11, 2015
Friday, April 10, 2015
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
KK46
The burger seemed tasty, from how it looked.
Next time, I won't eat meat that isn't fully cooked.
KK45
Off the freeway to empty out the poopmaker.
Surprisingly, nice toilets are in the city of Baker.
Apr 7
Like a goose getting fucked by a trombone.
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Monday, April 6, 2015
Sunday, April 5, 2015
Sunday
'Til it was begging to come out
And that it did without a doubt
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Saturday, April 4, 2015
Apr 4
May my smell scare the Angel of Death away.
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Back at it
Not writing about this
But since I have a minute
It's all about the toilet and what's in it
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Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Satisfying
The shit slipped down the pipe
It landed with a plop
A little piece of corn atop
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Monday, March 30, 2015
KK41
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Friday, March 27, 2015
Thursday, March 26, 2015
At the golf course
Best shot of the day, came out just fine.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Bad choices
Sometimes it arrives with a good deal of racket,
Luckily this one smelled better than my bracket!
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Tuna
Swam through my system at the speed of light
I could tell my bowels were in for a fight
And what came out was a horrible sight.
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Monday, March 23, 2015
Sunday, March 22, 2015
No let up
Didn't post didn't know what to say
But sitting here with the Levine's
I realized my intestines were clean.
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Friday, March 20, 2015
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Monday, March 16, 2015
Unsure
Shooting out of my ass.
How did this come to pass?
Think I'll eat some grass.
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A nice start
Leaning to the side to take a peek.
Caught a whiff that stuck so deep
Don't know if I'll ever speak (again).
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Sunday, March 15, 2015
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Then she asked
Then she asked, did you fart?
It was now time to do my part
For me crapping has become an art.
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Friday, March 13, 2015
Mar 13
It's strong enough to be smelled remotlay.
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Thursday, March 12, 2015
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Not worth the wait
Today was minimal and less than half a pound.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Monday, March 9, 2015
Stressful Monday
Some work hard some are lax
Didn't take long to get the facts
Even my crap left telltale tracks.
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Mar 9
Pre-new-job shitting just feels right.
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Sunday, March 8, 2015
Saturday, March 7, 2015
Weight reduction
Allows me to eat things one might think a mistake.
But discharging in bulk is a cure for Gods sake
Even when consuming a huge piece of cake.
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Thursday, March 5, 2015
I'm making
Only a moment did it actually take
It came out like a shot
Well....that's all I've got.
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Wednesday, March 4, 2015
I have to fess up
I'm not lying a bit
Ideally plopped out
another shit!
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Crapping machine
Hardly a squeeze
Maybe one more tonight cause I'm not a tease.
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Overland
Looking for the drop zone.
Spotted it and aimed with care
Hit the with bullseye with room to spare.
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Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Heading home
Saw it all and the roofing crew too
Bowels in an uproar so I had to spew.
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