155 downstairs

The High Holy Days
Helped me purge my sins. I now
Purge everything else.

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154 Arrowhead cabin downstairs (off game room)

Finally going.
Waited days for this. I blame
The high altitude.

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153 downstairs

Interview later.
Probably best if I'm not
Ya know, full of shit.

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152 downstairs

I swear the curry
Was yellow last night. And yet,
Well, I'm sure you know.

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151 downstairs

The fridge repairman
Left just in time for me to
Fix my compressor.

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150 downstairs

L'shana tova!
May this be a sweet new year,
And far less pungent.

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149 downstairs

One more til it's my
Sesquicentennial shit!
My butt's excited.

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148 downstairs

The IPAs were
Blood orange flavored. But my shit
Isn't orange at all.

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147 home

Squirted out some more.
And believe me, it squirted.
You believe me, right?

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146 downstairs

I look forward to
Eating just salad today.
Something isn't right.

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145 home

Saturday

Thank you, jerk chicken.
You taught me a good lesson:
My body hates you.

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144 downstairs

Do you like magic?
Watch as I turn green powder
Into brown liquid!

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143 home

Hey Indian food,
Could you give me more notice
Before returning?

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142 downstairs

Short week, but long poop.
Long in length, not duration.
Came out fast in fact.

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141 downstairs

This one took some work.
It's fitting, therefore, that it's
Labor Day today.

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140 downstairs

Friday

Expensive sushi
Still turns out brown and smelly.
Alas. What a world.

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139 home

Pre-physical dump.
I'll wipe really well in case
He drops a digit.


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138 home (downstairs)

That one was messy.
Extra swabbing on the deck.
The poop deck, that is.

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