PK 77

I can't explain it,
But this shit was so strong that
It messed up my hair.

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PK 76

Ouch! This really hurts.
Next time I'll have to say no
To jalapeños.

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PK 75

The concert venue
Last night now seems quite fitting:
It was at the Bowl.

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PK 74

The burrito had
Green chiles, but it feels like
Some "green burnies" too.

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PK 73

That minor league game
Had food options that gave me
Some major league shits.

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PK 72

Ate at Sugarfish,
But my nose only detects
The "fish" part of that.

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PK 71

Harry Potter World
Was also "Greasy Food World."
Here's my evidence.

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PK 70

I almost forgot
To write a haiku, but then
I farted. Thank god.

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PK 69

My stomach still feels
Like there's some more shit in me.
I'm just so giving.

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PK 68

I thank the good lord
That last night's hard taco shells
Turned soft inside me.

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PK 67

Be careful out there.
The local news just issued
A flash mud warning.


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PK 66

Hard to choose between
The Warriors and Blazers.
My ass feels like both.

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PK 65

My kids have art class,
But at the same time, I'm in
A master fart class.

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PK 64

That should qualify
As giving birth. The pushing
Plus all the crying.

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PK 63

The courtesy flush
Got my ass so wet that my
Balls got jealous.

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PK 62

Passover's gone, but
This smells like a visit from
The Angel of Death.

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