Poop Group: September 2018

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Before Trader Joe's,
I needed to empty my
Stomach's shopping cart.

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I played gin rummy,
Then I emptied my tummy.
Now I feel crummy.

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I took out the trash,
Then I brought the garbage cans
Out to the front curb.

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That stir fry for lunch
Is now a gross morning shit.
Asians are speedy!

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My shit is little.
If I were to nickname it,
I would go with "Squirt."

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Soccer game later.
I'll be roaming the sidelines
A few pounds lighter.

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I have to atone
For the smell I created.
Hey - it's Yom Kippur!

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Paul Klein

I swear that hot dog
Didn't have chili on it,
So what's going on?

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Yet again, pizza
Leads to next day nasty shits.
Will I ever learn?

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So tonight's sushi
Should probably have fewer
Scorching hot peppers.

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I'm making room for
Delicious sushi and beer.
Lots of room it seems.

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Twice in one morning!
This reminds me of the time
I...I got nothing.

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Played poker last night,
And came in second. So I'm
(Ahem) number 2.

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Fun fact! Shrimp gumbo
Looks exactly the same pre-
And post-digestion!

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"Labor Day" is right:
I'm giving birth to five pounds
Of old-food-baby.

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