264 kids’ bathroom

Trifecta complete!
That's 3 shits in 3 bathrooms.
Next one is outside.

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263 home

If I keep this up,
I might fit into my old
Suit pants after all!

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262 downstairs

That was nice and smooth.
The entire process - not
Just the shit itself.

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261 kids’ bathroom

Stinking up the joint
While the kids are at temple.
Is that a hate crime?

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260 downstairs

Took long enough, butt.
Sometimes my asshole is just
A fucking asshole.

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259 kids’ bathroom

It's only noon and
I'm on my third smelly dump.
Three shits to the wind?

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258 downstairs

Ah yes, there we go.
I knew I wasn't done yet.
Maybe I'll fart less?

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257 downstairs

Another long wait
Before a medium shit.
So much more to come.

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256 downstairs

More left than I thought.
That's "Left" as in "remaining"
Not the past tense verb.

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255 downstairs

Couldn't go last night,
But today I'm not thwarted.
(That rhymes with "farted.")

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254 work

Yesterday

Don't like going here,
But I didn't have a choice.
My butt insisted.

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253 home

This shit used to be
Chicken apple sausage. Now
It's only sausage.

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252 downstairs

New Taylor Swift songs
Don't make this shit any more
Upbeat or poppy.

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251 work

Tried going at home
But had to settle for here.
At least it's early.

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250 downstairs

The smallest amount
But it still qualifies since
It came out me butt.

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249 downstairs

Still before sundown,
So I can atone for this
And not wait a year.

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248 downstairs

Fina-fucking-lly!
I'd needed to go for days.
Now I win. And lose.

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