247 home

A whole bunch of shit.
And in different formats too!
A poo poo platter.

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246 downstairs

I'm so glad I went.
My stomach requested it
A few days ago.

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245 downstairs

Just a little more.
I'm expecting a big one.
My butthole's nervous.

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244 downstairs

I tried yesterday
But failed. And now all I get
Is this tiny turd?

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243 kids’ bathroom

Third deuce of the day
And the clock says 2-2-2.
That's some magic, folks.

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242 downstairs

Wow, thought I was done
Only to have MUCH more left.
Big butthole workout.

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241 downstairs

What am I doing?
It's gotta be something wrong
To yield this shitstorm.

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240 downstairs

L' shana tova!
The day where a round challah
Becomes a log shape.

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239 downstairs

I tried to go poo
12 hours before I did.
Such fermentation.

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238 downstairs

Yesterday

It's too bad my watch
Doesn't count this effort as
Exercise minutes.

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237 downstairs

I'm a shit machine!
3 yesterday, 1 today.
Hold your noses right!

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236 home

I don't think the phrase
"Getting butt-hurt" usually
Means literally.

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235 home

I glimpsed the future,
And it's a lot of bland food
To reset this mess.

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234 downstairs

Fine, message received!
Deep-fried boneless chicken wings
Make my ass angry.

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233 downstairs

Rain in the forecast.
Outside, that is. In here it's
Thunder and high winds.

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232 downstairs

I try not to judge,
But I just don't get people
Who are into shit.

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231 downstairs

Is it ironic
That a place called Wing Stop makes
My butt GO GO GO?

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230 downstairs

A little sniffly,
But I don't think it's due to
All the noxious fumes.

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229 downstairs

Yesterday

A triple flusher.
Not being considerate,
Just a volume play.

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228 downstairs

Slept weird on my neck,
But it doesn't seem to have
Affected my butt.

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227 downstairs

It's that same bad smell!
Am I eating something new
Or just evolving?

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226 home

Another so soon?
Sounds like I'm pretty tapped out.
Well, based on the squirts.

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225 downstairs

I swear, officer,
I didn't eat anything
That smelled like murder.

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224 downstairs

Back to the courthouse.
Hope this shit is a good sign
That I'll be…released.

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223 parents’ house!

It's just like old time.
I'm here, and I'm shitting. Wow.
Smells so nostalgic.

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222 downstairs

Yesterday

Hope this shit isn't
An omen for how today's
Jury duty goes.

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221 downstairs

Back again so soon!
But the fart wants what it wants,
Says Woody Allen.

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220 downstairs

This one smelled different,
But I can't put my finger
(Or my nose) on it.

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219 downstairs

Did lots of walking,
Which might've dislodged some shit.
Or I'm just lucky.

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218 downstairs

Can't believe I'm back
So soon after so much shit.
Am I…a hero?

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217 downstairs

I've got stuff to do,
But it's hard when your anus
Forgot how to close.

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216 downstairs

Damn, I like burgers
But if they lead to this mess,
I should rethink them.

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215 downstairs

Happy Labor Day!
I just went through the labor
Of shitting. A lot.

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214 downstairs

Yesterday

Last night's musical
Was called Shucked and about corn.
(Looks down) No corn here!

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