5 downstairs

You ever feel like
A human ketchup bottle?
No? Oh. Me neither.

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4 downstairs

My ass skipped a day,
But I could go twice today
To get crack on track.

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3 downstairs

Well looky here, folks!
The streak continues. In fact,
Just call me Shit Streak.

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2 downstairs

Two shits in two days.
If I keep that up…let's see…
I can't do that math.

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1 downstairs

So it's a new year,
And here I am with the same
Stinky ass poop hole.

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