My wife has a cold,
But my farts weren't unnoticed
Because sound exists.
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Sunday, December 22, 2024
Friday, December 20, 2024
282 home
Wow wow wow wow wow.
That was a shitload of shit.
I guess all dumps are?
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That was a shitload of shit.
I guess all dumps are?
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281 downstairs
My brother's birthday
Has nothing to do with this.
And yet, here we are.
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Has nothing to do with this.
And yet, here we are.
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Thursday, December 19, 2024
280 downstairs
This wasn't my best
Shit of all time, but still a
Solid number two.
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Shit of all time, but still a
Solid number two.
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279 home
Yesterday
Knew I wasn't done,
But I wasn't prepared to
Sit and wait all day.
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Knew I wasn't done,
But I wasn't prepared to
Sit and wait all day.
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Wednesday, December 18, 2024
278 downstairs
I tried this last night,
But all the sound and fury
Signified nothing.
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But all the sound and fury
Signified nothing.
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Monday, December 16, 2024
277 downstairs
I'm getting this out
To preserve my new car's smell
A little longer.
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To preserve my new car's smell
A little longer.
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Friday, December 13, 2024
Thursday, December 12, 2024
275 home
(Yesterday)
Third time in a day!
I hope no one wasted their
3 wishes on…these.
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Third time in a day!
I hope no one wasted their
3 wishes on…these.
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Wednesday, December 11, 2024
Tuesday, December 10, 2024
272 work
I had a quick break
And made the most of it. Well,
I sure made something.
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And made the most of it. Well,
I sure made something.
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271 downstairs
I've been here a while,
But somehow the bathroom still
Has that new fart smell.
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But somehow the bathroom still
Has that new fart smell.
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Sunday, December 8, 2024
270 downstairs
Sunday night football
Has nothing to do with this,
And yet I wrote it.
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Has nothing to do with this,
And yet I wrote it.
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269 downstairs
Football's coming on,
Let's hope there's no second down
From this tight end. Punt.
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Let's hope there's no second down
From this tight end. Punt.
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Saturday, December 7, 2024
268 home
If at first you don't
Push feces through your rectum,
Try to push again.
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Push feces through your rectum,
Try to push again.
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Wednesday, December 4, 2024
Tuesday, December 3, 2024
265 downstairs
Cut my workout short
When I felt this one brewing.
Guess it's butthole day.
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When I felt this one brewing.
Guess it's butthole day.
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Monday, December 2, 2024
Sunday, December 1, 2024
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