262 home

Here I am again,
And I think there will be more.
Thank you, Thanksgiving.

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261 home

I'm glad I'm shitting.
The last two days of gas were
Disturbing at best.

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260 downstairs

This one was…a lot.
In volume, effort, pain, and
Emotional toll.

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259 downstairs

In the spirit of
Some upcoming holidays:
Happy Brown Wednesday!

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258 downstairs

Thanksgiving is soon,
So I'd better make room for
Stuffing with stuffing.

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257 home

Just test-drove a car,
And I didn't fart in it.
…holding for applause…

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256 home

Yesterday

Lazy Saturday.
Well, except for my rectum.
That thing is workin'!

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255 home

My stomach made sounds
That could only mean one thing:
Big shits a-comin'!

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254 kids’ bathroom

Only have a sec,
But I had to get this out
…of my butt, of course.

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253 home

Just got home from work,
But I clearly still had some
Business to conduct.

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252 downstairs

If this pace holds up,
"November to remember"
Will be accurate.

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251 downstairs

That wasn't pretty.
And I say that while fully
Grading on a curve.

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250 phoenix hotel

About to check out
But had to squeeze this in first.
I mean "squeeze this out."

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249 phoenix hoel

Heading home today,
But I've made my mark here. Well,
I've made my skid mark.

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248 phoenix hotel

I'm more regular
In Arizona I guess.
You're right; that's nonsense.

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247 phoenix hotel

You ever feel like
You could wipe forever and
It won't end? Samesies.

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246 phoenix hotel

The boring workshop
Was less boring since I was
Holding in them farts.

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245 downstairs

It's so early that
I was concerned my farts would
Wake up the neighbors.

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244 downstairs

I'm going to work,
But my wife and kids are off.
I'll leave them this smell.

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243 downstairs

What's the shit version
Of a nightcap? Wait, I'm dumb.
It's a nightcrap. Duh.

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242 downstairs

Yesterday

How bad does this smell?
In a drawing, it would have
Wiggly odor lines.

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241 downstairs

Really smelly farts
For two days straight. Will this help?
Only my nose knows.

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240 downstairs

It's Election Day,
And though we're in a blue state,
My ass voted brown.


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239 work

Glad I'm here early,
So no one can track how long
I'm wrecking this room.

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238 downstairs

Ninja Turtles 2
Was called "Secret of the Ooze."
I understand now.

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237 downstairs

I've said it before,
But you can't call them sliders
If they don't slide out.

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236 downstairs

Felt like a little,
But looked like a lot. Well played,
You trickster butthole!

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235 downstairs

Halloween is done,
But this bathroom's still spooky.
Emphasis on poo.


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