188 home

By a show of hands,
Who likes awful smells? No one?
Well this is awkward…

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187 kids’ bathroom

Boom. Here comes the boom.
And there went the boom. Oh wait.
Here comes some more boom.

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186 kids’ bathroom

The kids are at school,
So I feel ok about
Destroying this room.

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185 downstairs

I felt this coming
Twelve hours ago. Stupid
Meeting schedule.

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184 kids’ bathroom

When I turned around,
I was surprised by the length.
Felt like a mid-size.

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183 kids’ bathroom

When this is over,
If I don't feel less bloated,
I'm gonna be pissed.

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182 work

Yesterday

This makes me think of
Both Lionel Messi and
Mark Messier too.


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181 downstairs

Oof. What a doozy.
Think there's more, but there's no time.
Sorry, work bathroom.

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180 downstairs

There's a musical
Called "Tick Tick Boom," and this shit
Could've been in it.


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179 kids’ bathroom

Half-clogged the toilet.
It needed a second flush
To get that shit down.

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178 downstairs

Was out on a boat,
And all the bouncing may have
Jostled this shit free.


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177 downstairs

(Yesterday)

There be foul squirtings
And wretched fecal beasties
In the sea below.

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176 downstairs

It's been a few days,
Which explains why this was so…
I'll say "noteworthy."

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175 downstairs

Cleaning crew's still here
But I couldn't wait. Sorry,
Briefly-clean toilet.

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174 kids’ bathroom

Almost forgot this,
But then I farted and it
All came rushing back.

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173 home

Another doozy.
Thought it might not flush. I guess
The dump gods blessed me.

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172 downstairs

Saturday mornings
Are great for shedding the shit
Caused by the weekdays.

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171 work

A quadruple flush?
Sometimes that's what's needed to
Mask the evidence.

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170 downstairs

The number of wipes
Tells me I may not be done.
Alas, I must leave.

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169 kids’ bathroom

A lot of matter,
But out with relative ease.
We'll call it a draw.

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168 downstairs

I'm trying a new
Meal kit thing and I hope that
It didn't cause this.

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167 work

I thought I could wait,
But then it came. And oh boy,
That bathroom is toast.

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166 downstairs

He's back, folks! (Applause)
Gracing us once again as
Shitter #2.

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165 downstairs

Cut my workout short
Because my stomach said so.
I guess it's butt day.

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164 downstairs

Yesterday
Thought I was done, but
Then I leaned forward and BOOM!
Well, BOOM PFFT PLOP AHHHH.

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