163 downstairs

A big messy one.
A bad way to start the day,
But no one asked me.

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162 home

Cleaning crew was here,
And I'm destroying their work.
I feel kinda bad.

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161 downstairs

It started off fine,
But then it all went to shit.
Quite literally.

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160 downstairs

Dinner date later,
So making extra room now.
Ha, I said "making."

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159 downstairs

Yesterday

Such a wee poo poo
That I almost forgot you.
But now all is right.

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158 downstairs

Oy vey. Another?
My asshole's gonna request
Some overtime pay.


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157 downstairs

There's the four-banger!
Feel like there's more still. Let's hope
My butt can rest first.


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156 work

Another work dump,
And I left with more on deck.
#4 coming?

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155 work

Knew I wasn't done,
But still feel that way. Oh well.
We'll smell how it goes!

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154 downstairs

Pre-shower dumpage.
May the water wash away
Lingering shit dust.

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153 downstairs

Feel like there's more but
It's time for camp and then work.
See ya 'round, butthole.

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152 downstairs

Pool party later.
I guess my shit felt left out
And had a swim too.


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151 downstairs

I felt this coming
Before bed last night. Since then,
It grew angrier.

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150 downstairs

I almost needed
A new dump location name:
Inside Peter's pants.

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149 downstairs

Not satisfying.
There's so much more to come, but
I guess I'll just wait.

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148 home

Did someone order
Loud, vibrating farts with a
Side of liquid squirts?

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147 home

I don't track volume,
But this one's in the top ten.
Top or bottom ten?

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146 downstairs

This is…less than fun.
Gas pains, and a feeling of
Vague incompleteness.

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145 downstairs

(Yesterday)
This isn't the one.
There's a better offering
Waiting for its turn.

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144 kids’ bathroom

One forty-four is
Also knows as a gross. Hmmm.
How very fitting.

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143 downstairs

Big meeting later,
So hopefully this makes me
Lighter on my feet.

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142 home

Hey breakfast tacos,
Remember when I ate you?
It's nice catching up.

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141 downstairs

The hits keep coming!
Oops, missed a letter. I meant
The shits keep coming!

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140 downstairs

No burgers or dogs,
Which is rare for the 4th but
Makes my butt grateful.

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139 home

(Yesterday)
This reminds me of
Grey's Anatomy, because
It won't fucking end.

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138 downstairs

1 salad for lunch
Plus 1 salad for dinner
Equaled morning mush.


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137 downstairs

It's July 2nd
And therefore too early for
These butt fireworks.

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136 work

I sat down to try,
And quickly found great success.
And not great success.

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