113 kids’ bathroom

That came out quickly,
Almost like the toilet had
Extra gravity.

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112 home

🎶You had to be a
Big shit, didn't ya, had to
Work your own way out 🎶

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111 downstairs

Just before bedtime,
I sat on the pot so long
My butt fell asleep.

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110 downstairs

That one was draining.
Both of my energy and
Of my rectum too.

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109 home

A big burrito
Made for a big shit. I guess
Some things just make sense.

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108 downstairs

Rock concert tonight,
But dropping boulders right now.
(Typed "dripping" first. Gross.)

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107 home

I'd prefer to shit
Just the hole of the bagel
Instead of the bread.

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106 home

God damn, fajitas.
Feels like you're still sizzling
Through the final step.

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105 home

You know how rabbits
Shit out those tiny pellets?
This was not like that.


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104 kids’ bathroom

I came up empty,
Took a break, then came up full.
So did the toilet.

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103 kids’ bathroom

A quick squeeze-out sesh
And then off to the office.
Gas before gas, yo.


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102 kids’ bathroom

Was it the brunch or
The previous day's Wing Stop?
Either way…gross, dude.

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101 kids’ bathroom

Mother's Day was nice,
But today I feel like I'm
Having contractions.

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100 kids’ bathroom

Certain aromas
Are unworthy of wafting.
And yet I'm mid-waft.

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99 home

This is a doozy!
Feel like it might never stop,
Which would be…not cool.

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98 downstairs

Yesterday

It's been a few days,
But this is acting like a
"Third one today" shit.

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97 downstairs

Chatting with my friend,
And said, "Oh, I gotta shit.
Like now. Right now." Click.

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96 home

Went out for brunch and
Having dinner out later.
Pricey shits coming.

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95 home

Ok, there we go.
Feel like I got all of it…
Well, until next time.

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94 downstairs

Have to get my kids,
But first, I made a new one
And abandoned it.

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93 home

Well, a lot came out.
But I can't help but feel like
That was a preview.

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92 downstairs

Small shit before bed.
Maybe tomorrow morning
I'll get a full one.

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