So glad this came now.
Meetings nonstop today, so
No other options.
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Tuesday, April 30, 2024
Monday, April 29, 2024
90 home
And there it is folks,
The fabled third dump, also
Known as a shat-trick.
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The fabled third dump, also
Known as a shat-trick.
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88 kids’ bathroom
Tried before. No luck.
Tried again. Plenty of luck.
Well, "luck" isn't right.
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Tried again. Plenty of luck.
Well, "luck" isn't right.
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Sunday, April 28, 2024
Saturday, April 27, 2024
Friday, April 26, 2024
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
84 downstairs
Gotta move quickly.
Unbudgeted shitting time
Throws my mornings off.
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Unbudgeted shitting time
Throws my mornings off.
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Monday, April 22, 2024
Sunday, April 21, 2024
Friday, April 19, 2024
80 downstairs
What came out today?
Taylor Swift's new album and
My poorly-formed shit.
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Taylor Swift's new album and
My poorly-formed shit.
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79 downstairs
(Yesterday)
Dear gods of the farts,
I give you this offering
And ask for relief.
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Dear gods of the farts,
I give you this offering
And ask for relief.
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Tuesday, April 16, 2024
78 downstairs
I'm leaving for work,
But first, I thought I should give
The toilet this gift.
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But first, I thought I should give
The toilet this gift.
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77 home
(Yesterday)
This was one of those
"I might need to—There it is!"
Types of shit sessions.
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This was one of those
"I might need to—There it is!"
Types of shit sessions.
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Sunday, April 14, 2024
76 downstairs
It pulsed out of me.
Know what I mean? If you do,
I'm really sorry.
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Know what I mean? If you do,
I'm really sorry.
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Saturday, April 13, 2024
75 downstairs
The pasta's boiling
But so were my intestines,
So the food can wait.
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But so were my intestines,
So the food can wait.
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Friday, April 12, 2024
74 kids’ bathroom
This smells bad. I know.
But I'm grading on a curve
And this one smells bad.
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But I'm grading on a curve
And this one smells bad.
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Thursday, April 11, 2024
72 downstairs
Ate too much last night,
But didn't think it would move
Through me this quickly.
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But didn't think it would move
Through me this quickly.
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71 downstairs
(Yesterday)
Busy day ahead.
Maybe dropping this weight will
Make my load lighter?
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Busy day ahead.
Maybe dropping this weight will
Make my load lighter?
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Monday, April 8, 2024
70 home
That one stormed the gates!
Had to end a call early
Then waddle quickly.
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Had to end a call early
Then waddle quickly.
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69 downstairs
Spring break is over,
But butt break is in session.
Full, nasty session.
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But butt break is in session.
Full, nasty session.
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Sunday, April 7, 2024
68 home
You know when a shit
Comes out quick and pleasingly?
I don't. It's a myth.
Sent from my iPhone
Comes out quick and pleasingly?
I don't. It's a myth.
Sent from my iPhone
Thursday, April 4, 2024
Wednesday, April 3, 2024
66 work
Getting paid to shit
Is like a dream - but not - since
I don't shit and sleep.
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Is like a dream - but not - since
I don't shit and sleep.
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Tuesday, April 2, 2024
65 downstairs
My twins are 14!
My real kids. Not those I just
Dropped off at the pool.
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My real kids. Not those I just
Dropped off at the pool.
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Monday, April 1, 2024
63 kids’ bathroom
Third shit, third bathroom.
Can we call it a day now?
I have ass fatigue.
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Can we call it a day now?
I have ass fatigue.
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61 downstairs
It's April Fools, but
This is no laughing matter.
It's real. Real stinky.
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This is no laughing matter.
It's real. Real stinky.
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