Ate food from health nut,
But see no signs of health here.
Or nuts, actually.
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Wednesday, February 28, 2024
Monday, February 26, 2024
37 kids’ bathroom
Post cleaning crew shits
Make me sad face emoji.
And poop emoji.
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Make me sad face emoji.
And poop emoji.
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36 kids’ bathroom
Beat the cleaning crew!
Nothing worse than dirtying
Your pristine toilet.
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Nothing worse than dirtying
Your pristine toilet.
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Saturday, February 24, 2024
Wednesday, February 21, 2024
34 kids’ bathroom
It's trifecta time!
It's the work week's third day and
My super turd day.
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It's the work week's third day and
My super turd day.
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33 downstairs
Guess I wasn't done.
It's not "2 for Tuesday," so
Maybe I'll have more.
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It's not "2 for Tuesday," so
Maybe I'll have more.
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32 downstairs
I'm not gonna lie,
Sitting feels nice, even with
An active rectum.
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Sitting feels nice, even with
An active rectum.
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Tuesday, February 20, 2024
31 downstairs
It's a rainy day,
But my butthole's conditions
Are much, much drier.
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But my butthole's conditions
Are much, much drier.
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Saturday, February 17, 2024
30 kids’ bathroom
The kids are away,
So I'm ruining their bathroom,
And they can't say shit.
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So I'm ruining their bathroom,
And they can't say shit.
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Friday, February 16, 2024
Wednesday, February 14, 2024
Tuesday, February 13, 2024
26 downstairs
Quick one before work.
Though this should count as work too,
Because I'm sweating.
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Though this should count as work too,
Because I'm sweating.
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Monday, February 12, 2024
Sunday, February 11, 2024
Friday, February 9, 2024
22 home
Comedy show soon.
Good thing I got these farts out.
Cuz they ain't funny.
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Good thing I got these farts out.
Cuz they ain't funny.
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21 downstairs
This one is nasty,
But who's counting? Oh that's right.
I am. I'm counting.
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But who's counting? Oh that's right.
I am. I'm counting.
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Wednesday, February 7, 2024
Monday, February 5, 2024
19 home
The Weather Channel
Said to beware of mudslides.
Ya know, I'll stop there.
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Said to beware of mudslides.
Ya know, I'll stop there.
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Saturday, February 3, 2024
18 downstairs
Open the floodgates!
I would say mudgates but that's
Really disgusting.
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I would say mudgates but that's
Really disgusting.
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17 downstairs
Has it been that long?
Wow. If so, that would explain
Whatever this is.
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Wow. If so, that would explain
Whatever this is.
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