Monday, January 29, 2024

16 home

Back to normal-ish,
Which still means gross and smelly.
That's feces for ya!

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Sunday, January 28, 2024

15 home

Hey diarrhea,
Starting with "die" is spot on,
But what's arrhea?


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14 downstairs

I think that one's done,
But kinda have to go more.
Sunday Funday, right?

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Friday, January 26, 2024

13 downstairs

Second of the day,
And just like The Godfather,
A third would be bad.

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12 downstairs

The word "unpleasant"
Doesn't cover it enough.
More like "displeasant."

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Wednesday, January 24, 2024

11 downstairs

This will make me late,
But what's my other option?
Shitting in traffic?

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Monday, January 22, 2024

10 home

I almost forgot,
But even quick and clean dumps
Deserve a haiku.

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Saturday, January 20, 2024

9 home

My hole was empty,
And then there was shit. Ta-da!
Next trick coming soon.

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Friday, January 19, 2024

8 kids’ bathroom

By a show of hands,
Who likes messy shits? No one?
Then who ordered this?


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Wednesday, January 17, 2024

7 kids’ bathroom

This shit was boring.
Unremarkable, and I
Don't mind it one bit.

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Sunday, January 14, 2024

6 home

Sinus infection
Doesn't explain the pressure
In this cavity.

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Friday, January 12, 2024

5 kids’ bathroom

What's up, my body?
Five shit in twelve days? I sense
Some big days ahead.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2024

4 home

I still have a cold,
But I'm doing well enough
That I can smell this.

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Monday, January 8, 2024

3 home

I got a bad cold.
Doesn't explain why my butt
Is also stuffed up.


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Saturday, January 6, 2024

2 home

It took 6 whole days
For me to make #2.
You know what I mean.

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Wednesday, January 3, 2024

1 downstairs

First shit of the year.
And just like today's weather,
It's dark and stormy.

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