337 kids’ bathroom

Going to the vet,
And it's gonna smell better
Than this here bathroom.

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336 downstairs

Everybody poops,
But does everybody poop
Like this? If so, gross.

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325 home

You know me, always
"Pushing the brown envelope."
The kids say that, right?
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324 home

Turkey, gravy, corn,
And mashed potatoes combine
To make the same shit.

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323 downstairs

Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm making room for turkey
(And grateful for that).
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322 home

I think I've used this,
But pre-thanksgiving shitting
Makes this Brown Wednesday.

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321 home

I tried this before
Without any success. But
This time leaves no doubt.

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320 home

The doorbell just rang,
But I was indisposed. Oh -
And I was shitting.

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319 downstairs

The zoom call ended,
I zoomed to the bathroom, then
Shit zoomed out of me.

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318 home

This is poorly-formed,
Like some of my ideas.
Or amateur cakes.

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317 downstairs

I glanced in the bowl,
And the turd was thinner than
It felt coming out.

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316 downstairs

I just made it home,
And I'm already shitting.
When it's time, it's time.

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315 work

Didn't hit traffic.
That's great, because my rectum
Was traffic-free too.

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314 home

It occurred to me
That post-coital pooping could
Be called "fuck n' shit."

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313 downstairs

I'll say it again:
Pre-shower shits are well-timed.
The other way sucks.

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312 downstairs

My legs fell asleep.
Unfortunately, my nose
Is fully awake.

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311 downstairs

Did you hear that squeak?
It was my butt! No, for real!
Just. So. Talented.

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310 home

Driving to SD,
So this pre-drive dump is great.
For my nose, that is.

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309 downstairs

Sat here for too long,
But the Saturday crossword
Was almost complete.

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308 downstairs

Almost an "oops poo,"
Glad I made it of course, but
That's a palindrome.

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307 home

Hi there, November.
Starting off with a twofer?
Ok then. Let's go.

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306 downstairs

Post-Halloween shits
Are not fun sized, and they put
The poo in spooky.

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