305 downstairs

Had to go all day
But was too busy til now.
Whew. I need a nap.

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304 home

Wow, this one smells bad.
And I have lots of others
To compare it to.

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303 home

My dog took a dump
At the vet's office. Not me!
I waited for home.

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302 downstairs

Waited to shower,
And based on this mess, it was
A smart decision.

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301 kids’ bathroom

That one was, sadly,
Wider than it should've been.
Let's call it "a stretch."

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300 kids’ bathroom

A wee rock of poo,
Drops from the crevasse and swims,
Down, down, to freedom.

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299 kids’ bathroom

Barely made it home
With my shit still inside me.
But I did. I rule.

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298 Nevada City

Been driving a lot,
And didn't need to sit more.
But can't stand-shit. Yet.

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297 kids’ bathroom

Another pre-drive shit.
I'm feeling really grateful
That I'm on home turf.

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296 downstairs

Driving up north soon,
So glad I'm doing this now
Versus a rest stop.

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295 downstairs

"This is a mess," said
A drunk David Hasselhoff.
So is this, my dude.

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294 downstairs

Had three shitless days,
Which explains why this one is…
Let's just say "a lot."

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293 home

I'm back! But this time,
I brought extra stink with me.
Hey, I'm a giver.

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292 kids’ bathroom

Should shitting be fun?
If so, this one is failing.
If not, it's spot on.

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291 work

I'm not sure what's up,
But I know what's going down:
Nasty, messy shit.

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290 downstairs

3rd dump of the day,
But first in volume and smell.
Second in talent.

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289 work

It's quiet at work,
So the bathroom was empty
And Peter-ready.

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288 downstairs

There's really no time,
But as my grandfather said,
"Shit waits for no man."

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287 home

Pre-pickleball shit.
I hope lightening my ass
Keeps my feet light too.

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286 work

I got here early
And put in some different work.
(With blood and sweat still.)

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285 home

Yesterday

Not to body shame,
But that shit was quite chubby
And should hit the gym.

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284 downstairs

Fittingly, my butt
Just shat our an ellipsis.
Stay tuned; more to come.

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283 home

I have extra time
Because this shit was ready
And came out like that!

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282 kids’ bathroom

That's two already,
And I'm making ribs later.
Haikus are coming.

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281 downstairs

Monday morning shits
Are almost too on-the-nose.
Not literally.

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280 downstairs

Had Italian food
But don't recall ordering
The crapasmelli.

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