Would this shit be my
Bisesquicentennial?
We may never know.
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Wednesday, August 30, 2023
249 kids’ bathroom
Just a tiny thing.
If it weren't fecal matter,
It might be called cute.
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If it weren't fecal matter,
It might be called cute.
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Tuesday, August 29, 2023
Sunday, August 27, 2023
247 downstairs
My wife has Covid.
The sickest thing in the house,
Though, is this gross shit.
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The sickest thing in the house,
Though, is this gross shit.
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Saturday, August 26, 2023
246 downstairs
Way too many days
Between this and the last shit.
I smell a sequel.
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Between this and the last shit.
I smell a sequel.
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Wednesday, August 23, 2023
245 home
Wife is out of town
And I'm thankful, because she
Doesn't deserve…this.
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And I'm thankful, because she
Doesn't deserve…this.
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Tuesday, August 22, 2023
Monday, August 21, 2023
243 home
Got a nice massage,
But I think all the kneading
Made this come faster.
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But I think all the kneading
Made this come faster.
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Friday, August 18, 2023
242 downstairs
A pretty quick one.
Please note the lack of comma.
It wasn't pretty.
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Please note the lack of comma.
It wasn't pretty.
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Wednesday, August 16, 2023
241 downstairs
2-4-1 is right.
That was enough volume for
Two shits. At least two.
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That was enough volume for
Two shits. At least two.
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Monday, August 14, 2023
240 work
I just couldn't wait,
And honestly, I should write
Three haiku for that.
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And honestly, I should write
Three haiku for that.
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238 home
(Yesterday)
Pre-funeral dump.
At least I know any tears
Won't be from my stench.
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Pre-funeral dump.
At least I know any tears
Won't be from my stench.
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Friday, August 11, 2023
236 downstairs
If I waited more,
I think there was more on deck.
Also in the hole.
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I think there was more on deck.
Also in the hole.
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Wednesday, August 9, 2023
235 kids’ bathroom
I ordered chicken
But think I may have eaten
Long brown snake instead.
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But think I may have eaten
Long brown snake instead.
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234 downstairs
Taylor Swift tonight!
My asshole is "delicate"
And had some "bad blood."
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My asshole is "delicate"
And had some "bad blood."
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Monday, August 7, 2023
232 downstairs
I've often wondered
If an all-brown-food diet
Would change anything.
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If an all-brown-food diet
Would change anything.
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Friday, August 4, 2023
231 downstairs
The hits keep coming!
Oops, I typed that wrong. They're shits.
The shits keep coming.
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Oops, I typed that wrong. They're shits.
The shits keep coming.
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Thursday, August 3, 2023
Wednesday, August 2, 2023
229 downstairs
Would it be racist
If - actually, you know what?
I'm gonna stop here.
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If - actually, you know what?
I'm gonna stop here.
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Tuesday, August 1, 2023
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