191 home

Just got home and my
First order of business is
Number two business.

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190 Smallwood residence

Heading back home soon,
And I just made the plane's load
Lighter from my load.

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189 Smallwood residence

A small shit before
A tour and a museum.
Gotta stay spry, yo.

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188 Smallwood residence

It didn't look like
The Washington Monument,
And that's kinda sad.

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187 Smallwood residence

Shitting in DC
And smelling this bad is a
Capital offense.

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186 kids’ bathroom

Going to DC.
They have enough people there
Who are full of shit.

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185 home

Meetings starting soon,
But I'm glad I managed to
Squeeze in a squeeze out.

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184 downstairs

The national flag
Of Myassville would be brown
On white. With red streaks.

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183 downstairs

Ok, there we go.
Hadn't had the "real big shit"
But felt it coming.

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182 downstairs

My butt made a sound
Similar to a shoe on
A basketball court.

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181 downstairs

This shit is a mix
Of sushi and Chinese food.
That's Asian fusion!

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180 downstairs

With days between shits,
I expected more from this.
Volume, not effort.

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179 downstairs

I'm back from word and
My first order of business
Is this shit business.

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178 home

I made up a joke:
Why did I just shit so much?
Chipotle! Get it?

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177 home

This wasn't a dump.
The way it softly glided
Was quite undumplike.

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176 home

My wife's work party
Had many food options that
I'm revisiting.

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175 downstairs

You think "pooetry"
Is a trademarkable term?
Asking for a friend.

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174 home (yesterday)

I was so gassy
That my butt was thankful for
Solids for a change.

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173 home

I ate two dinners,
And drank two beers. Now this deuce
Says it was too much.

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172 kids’ bathroom

If I called my ass
"The Gas Station," it works but
Ignores the solids.

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171 downstairs

Cuban food dinner,
Then a Mexican food lunch.
¡Ay, que lastima!

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170 home

A triple flusher.
Not to be considerate,
Just anti-clogging.

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