I got here early
And shat in relative peace.
The smell upset me.
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Friday, March 31, 2023
Thursday, March 30, 2023
116 downstairs
Did a food tasting,
Then immediately shat.
That's a good sign, right?
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Then immediately shat.
That's a good sign, right?
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Wednesday, March 29, 2023
115 downstairs
My boy has strep throat.
While that sucks, it's better than
Having strep rectum.
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While that sucks, it's better than
Having strep rectum.
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Monday, March 27, 2023
114 downstairs
Mac and cheese cooking,
But I stepped away for this.
I know - what a chef.
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But I stepped away for this.
I know - what a chef.
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Sunday, March 26, 2023
113 home
Held on the whole drive,
Then unleashed this long monster.
I'll call it Nessy.
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Then unleashed this long monster.
I'll call it Nessy.
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Saturday, March 25, 2023
112 SD hotel
Another small piece.
I'm worried that my next shit
Will be gigantor.
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I'm worried that my next shit
Will be gigantor.
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Thursday, March 23, 2023
110 home
My dearest WingStop,
Can you please WingStop me from
WingShitting so much?
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Can you please WingStop me from
WingShitting so much?
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108 home
I've had this ass for
Four and a half decades, yet
Sometimes it gets me.
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Four and a half decades, yet
Sometimes it gets me.
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Wednesday, March 22, 2023
105 downstairs
Teachers are striking,
But my rectum sure isn't.
That thing is WORKING.
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But my rectum sure isn't.
That thing is WORKING.
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Tuesday, March 21, 2023
104 downstairs
Making mac and cheese,
So I need this to be quick.
I'm such a good dad.
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So I need this to be quick.
I'm such a good dad.
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103 downstairs
19 years ago,
I got married. Did I shit?
With no blog, who knows?
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I got married. Did I shit?
With no blog, who knows?
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Friday, March 17, 2023
102 home
It's March Madness time,
And I just had a slam dump.
Didn't check for seeds.
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And I just had a slam dump.
Didn't check for seeds.
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101 downstairs
It's St. Patty's Day,
And yet my shit wasn't green.
Would've been something.
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And yet my shit wasn't green.
Would've been something.
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Thursday, March 16, 2023
Wednesday, March 15, 2023
98 downstairs
Doing a podcast
Later this morning. Hope I
Got all them farts out.
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Later this morning. Hope I
Got all them farts out.
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Tuesday, March 14, 2023
96 home
I'm back home from work,
But I'm still doing some work -
Working this shit out!
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But I'm still doing some work -
Working this shit out!
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Monday, March 13, 2023
95 downstairs
(Yesterday)
Am I back to my
Pre-colonoscopy ass?
Feels and smells like it.
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Am I back to my
Pre-colonoscopy ass?
Feels and smells like it.
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Sunday, March 12, 2023
94 downstairs
First shit since the 'scope.
Not sure what you did there, doc,
But it's smoooooth sailing.
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Not sure what you did there, doc,
But it's smoooooth sailing.
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Friday, March 10, 2023
93 downstairs
Have you ever pissed
From two holes at the same time?
It was quite…draining.
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From two holes at the same time?
It was quite…draining.
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92 downstairs
And…I'm over this.
it's been fun and all, but my
Asshole is weeping.
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it's been fun and all, but my
Asshole is weeping.
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91 downstairs
The forecast calls for
Violent butt thunderstorms and
Some forceful mudslides.
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Violent butt thunderstorms and
Some forceful mudslides.
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90 downstairs
He's back at it, folks!
The geyser's still brownish so
More spewing ahead!
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The geyser's still brownish so
More spewing ahead!
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Thursday, March 9, 2023
89 downstairs
Last before bedtime?
The blood on the TP says,
"I fucking hope so."
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The blood on the TP says,
"I fucking hope so."
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88 downstairs
How is there still more?
Jesus and The Funky Bunch!
My poor, poor sphincter.
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Jesus and The Funky Bunch!
My poor, poor sphincter.
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87 home
One thing's for certain:
If I used to have some brains,
I've now shit them out.
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If I used to have some brains,
I've now shit them out.
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84 home
I don't understand
How I still have some islands
In this flowing stream.
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How I still have some islands
In this flowing stream.
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83 home
I got a brief break,
But can you guess what happened?
Peeing out my ass!
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But can you guess what happened?
Peeing out my ass!
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Wednesday, March 8, 2023
81 downstairs
Dear Baby Jesus,
Please make this today's last shit.
Sincerely, My Butt.
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Please make this today's last shit.
Sincerely, My Butt.
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80 kids’ bathroom
Now it's just stupid.
I'm gonna be all cleaned out
And then take "the drink."
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I'm gonna be all cleaned out
And then take "the drink."
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78 downstairs
I ate no hummus
From The Hummus Bar. And yet,
This is hummusesque.
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From The Hummus Bar. And yet,
This is hummusesque.
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Tuesday, March 7, 2023
77 downstairs
I went this morning
But forgot to write it down.
Heh heh, I said butt.
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But forgot to write it down.
Heh heh, I said butt.
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Sunday, March 5, 2023
76 downstairs
Lots of morning farts.
Hope this means that they'll be gone
Before Trader Joe's.
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Hope this means that they'll be gone
Before Trader Joe's.
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Friday, March 3, 2023
75 downstairs
That shit was forceful,
As if it and my rectum
Have opposite poles.
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As if it and my rectum
Have opposite poles.
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Thursday, March 2, 2023
Wednesday, March 1, 2023
73 downstairs
I can't stop shitting.
Good practice for next Friday's
Colonoscopy.
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Good practice for next Friday's
Colonoscopy.
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72 Palm Springs hotel
My butthole is sore.
This has been a shitful trip,
And it's felt it all.
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This has been a shitful trip,
And it's felt it all.
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