I'm back from the show,
And shitting again. True facts.
Also true: it smells.
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Tuesday, February 28, 2023
70 Palm Springs hotel
Fancy French dinners
Are none of those words when they
Come out the next day.
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Are none of those words when they
Come out the next day.
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Monday, February 27, 2023
69 Palm Springs hotel
Barely made it back.
Not sure what caused this, but damn,
Let's hope it's over.
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Not sure what caused this, but damn,
Let's hope it's over.
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68 Palm Springs conference hotel
Thank god for lunch breaks.
Those squirts were in a hurry
And this is my chance.
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Those squirts were in a hurry
And this is my chance.
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Sunday, February 26, 2023
67 Palm Springs hotel
I'm in the desert,
But not everything is dry.
I mean my shit's wet.
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But not everything is dry.
I mean my shit's wet.
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Saturday, February 25, 2023
Friday, February 24, 2023
Thursday, February 23, 2023
64 downstairs
Off to my haircut.
Glad I got this done first, and
So is the whole shop.
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Glad I got this done first, and
So is the whole shop.
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Wednesday, February 22, 2023
62 home
Just a little squirt.
A liquid dumplet. A shplash.
Got it: a poopsqueak.
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A liquid dumplet. A shplash.
Got it: a poopsqueak.
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61 downstairs
You should be grateful
That I'm doing poo haiku
Instead of Poopcasts.
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That I'm doing poo haiku
Instead of Poopcasts.
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Monday, February 20, 2023
58 downstairs
I made that happen.
I could've given up, but
There's no but in butt.
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I could've given up, but
There's no but in butt.
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Sunday, February 19, 2023
57 downstairs
Coaching soccer soon,
But never too early to
Take a shot. Oops - shit.
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But never too early to
Take a shot. Oops - shit.
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Saturday, February 18, 2023
56 downstairs
I just bought two suits.
Hope the waist is accurate
Since it was pre-shit
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Hope the waist is accurate
Since it was pre-shit
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55 downstairs
Since I'll be eating
Meatball sliders later, here's
A preview. Presmell?
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Meatball sliders later, here's
A preview. Presmell?
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Friday, February 17, 2023
Thursday, February 16, 2023
53 home
Third dump this morning.
And that, boys and girls, is how
I hit my numbers.
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And that, boys and girls, is how
I hit my numbers.
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51 downstairs
Delayed my workout
To work this shit out instead.
Out…of my rectum.
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To work this shit out instead.
Out…of my rectum.
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50 home
(Yesterday)
Wasn't sure I'd go,
But that log was determined
To see some sunlight.
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Wasn't sure I'd go,
But that log was determined
To see some sunlight.
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Wednesday, February 15, 2023
49 downstairs
That one was grody.
Not all the way to the max,
More like mid-grody.
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Not all the way to the max,
More like mid-grody.
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Tuesday, February 14, 2023
48 downstairs
I think I just shat
The solid form of gas pains,
If that's possible.
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The solid form of gas pains,
If that's possible.
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Monday, February 13, 2023
46 downstairs
(Yesterday)
The Super Bowl ends,
The Super Bowel begins.
The game was better.
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The Super Bowl ends,
The Super Bowel begins.
The game was better.
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Saturday, February 11, 2023
45 downstairs
First time thought: I'm glad
Sour Patch Kids do not cause
Puckering assholes.
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Sour Patch Kids do not cause
Puckering assholes.
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Friday, February 10, 2023
43 downstairs
The shit swiftly swims
Through shimmering silvery
Shit pipes. They're shit pipes.
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Through shimmering silvery
Shit pipes. They're shit pipes.
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Thursday, February 9, 2023
42 downstairs
Look, not to brag, but
I totally called this shit
Before it happened.
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I totally called this shit
Before it happened.
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41 downstairs
Just a little chunk,
But I can sense that there's more
In my mind's rectum.
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But I can sense that there's more
In my mind's rectum.
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Monday, February 6, 2023
Sunday, February 5, 2023
39 downstairs
I rocked back and forth
And wasn't sure it would work.
But then - BAM! - It worked.
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And wasn't sure it would work.
But then - BAM! - It worked.
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Friday, February 3, 2023
38 downstairs
Three dumps already?
This has the makings of a
Shitty, shitty day.
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This has the makings of a
Shitty, shitty day.
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37 downstairs
If today's Wordle
Was Nasty, Gross, or Messy,
That would've made sense.
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Was Nasty, Gross, or Messy,
That would've made sense.
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36 home
My wife's heading out
And won't be back til Monday.
Smells don't last that long.
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And won't be back til Monday.
Smells don't last that long.
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Thursday, February 2, 2023
35 kids’ bathroom
Number 3 was gross.
Like number 1 in grossness
For a number 2.
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Like number 1 in grossness
For a number 2.
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34 downstairs
Two dumps before 9!
Somebody's awake today.
(Side eyes at rectum.)
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Somebody's awake today.
(Side eyes at rectum.)
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33 downstairs
Yesterday's lunch wrap
Must've come undone during
Its time inside me.
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Must've come undone during
Its time inside me.
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