January ends
With barely more shits than days.
Yay? Boo? I'm not sure.
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Tuesday, January 31, 2023
Monday, January 30, 2023
31 downstairs
I held it all day.
The single bathrooms at work
Would've outed me.
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The single bathrooms at work
Would've outed me.
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Sunday, January 29, 2023
30 downstairs
Turkey chili and
Some baked beans after. Forecast
Calls for thunderstorms.
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Some baked beans after. Forecast
Calls for thunderstorms.
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29 downstairs
A dog bit my ass.
I'm fine, and it doesn't make
Shitting any worse.
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I'm fine, and it doesn't make
Shitting any worse.
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Thursday, January 26, 2023
27 downstairs
Second of the day
And it's only eight o'clock.
This isn't good news.
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And it's only eight o'clock.
This isn't good news.
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25 downstairs (yesterday)
Hate to shit and run,
But I guess it's better than
Running and shitting.
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But I guess it's better than
Running and shitting.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2023
24 downstairs
It's 2 for Tuesday!
Unless you're counting movements.
Then it's like…7.
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Unless you're counting movements.
Then it's like…7.
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23 downstairs
Did I eat shawarma?
I don't think I ate shawarma,
But…well…you get it.
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I don't think I ate shawarma,
But…well…you get it.
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Monday, January 23, 2023
22 downstairs
An all-day meeting
Would make shitting pretty tough.
Thank you, morning dump.
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Would make shitting pretty tough.
Thank you, morning dump.
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Saturday, January 21, 2023
20 downstairs
Saturday shits are
Just like weekday shits except
A lot less hurried.
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Just like weekday shits except
A lot less hurried.
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Friday, January 20, 2023
19 downstairs
That was a gross one.
It's like it only had a
Loose concept of shit.
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It's like it only had a
Loose concept of shit.
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18 downstairs
I think I shat out
Those short rib raviolis.
But now they're long ribs.
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Those short rib raviolis.
But now they're long ribs.
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Thursday, January 19, 2023
17 downstairs
Started with a fart.
Farted some more. Shat a bit.
Then guess what. More farts.
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Farted some more. Shat a bit.
Then guess what. More farts.
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Wednesday, January 18, 2023
16 downstairs
I don't know what's up.
I'll go a few times and then
Not for days. The fuck?
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I'll go a few times and then
Not for days. The fuck?
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Sunday, January 15, 2023
15 downstairs
I just went a lot
But feel like more is coming.
Yes, there will be mud.
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But feel like more is coming.
Yes, there will be mud.
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Friday, January 13, 2023
14 downstairs
I dropped that turd like
Moses dropped the tablet with
Fifteen commandments.
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Moses dropped the tablet with
Fifteen commandments.
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Thursday, January 12, 2023
13 downstairs
I'm glad this podcast
Doesn't know it's the soundtrack
To Peter shitting.
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Doesn't know it's the soundtrack
To Peter shitting.
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Wednesday, January 11, 2023
Tuesday, January 10, 2023
Monday, January 9, 2023
10 downstairs
Waited to get home,
Then quickly plopped my ass down.
Then came more plopping.
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Then quickly plopped my ass down.
Then came more plopping.
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9 downstairs
Kids are back in school,
But a quick stop at the pool
Fit with no problem.
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But a quick stop at the pool
Fit with no problem.
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Saturday, January 7, 2023
8 downstairs
Back above pace, folks!
It took a week, but I feel,
In a word, relieved.
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It took a week, but I feel,
In a word, relieved.
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Friday, January 6, 2023
6 downstairs
I think it's Twelfth Night.
My butt shall play Orsino.
Well, at least the O.
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My butt shall play Orsino.
Well, at least the O.
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Thursday, January 5, 2023
5 home
It's still raining hard.
So much, in fact, that it caused
This bathroom mudslide.
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So much, in fact, that it caused
This bathroom mudslide.
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4 downstairs
It's raining outside,
And my butt is thundering.
A few hailstones too.
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And my butt is thundering.
A few hailstones too.
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Wednesday, January 4, 2023
3 downstairs
Getting back on track
In a quick and painless way.
Well, mostly painless.
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In a quick and painless way.
Well, mostly painless.
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2 downstairs
This one took some work.
Glad I've done those ab workouts
For these crap work-outs.
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Glad I've done those ab workouts
For these crap work-outs.
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Tuesday, January 3, 2023
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