337 home

Shitting in costume

Just doesn't do it for me. 

It's still my asshole. 

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336 work

Almost Halloween,
But I'm getting in early
With this spooky poo.

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335 kids’ bathroom

My body is sore,
And I guess my asshole felt
A little left out.

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334 kids’ bathroom

Third one of the day,
And my stomach's still not right.
My poor butt. And nose.

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333 downstairs

Postponed my shower
So I could shit first. Good call.
Clean up aisle Klein.

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332 downstairs

This kinda looks like
The "don't tread on me" snake thing,
Complete with segments.

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331 work

I don't like this shit.
It's requiring more time
Than i care to spend.

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330 downstairs

Back from Jewish camp,
Where I didn't shit once, and
God said it was good


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329 downstairs

I squeezed this shit in
Before my busy day starts.
Squeezed it out, I mean.

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328 downstairs

My butt's unhappy,
But to be fair, it's not like
It can really smile.

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327 downstairs

Sick wife and sick son.
Trying my best to stay well,
But this shit smells sick.

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326 downstairs

I ate stupidly.
Buffalo wings, ribs, and steak.
My ass ain't happy.

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325 downstairs

My wife has Covid,
And my butt has…whatever
Caused this nasty shit.

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324 home

Just came from PT
And now I'm using TP.
Nice one, universe.

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323 downstairs

This is a rough one,
With an appearance from all
3 states of matter.

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322 downstairs

My watch should give me
Exercise minutes for this.
I mean, I'm sweating.

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321 work

Another Monday.
Time to shake off the rust and -
My bad, that's not rust.

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320 home

Did I miss a poop?
I'm usually good with that,
But it's possible.

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319 home

Ran out of TP
Just as I finished wiping.
Could've been ugly.

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318 downstairs

It was either now
Or waiting for 8 hours.
I made the right choice.

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317 downstairs

I'm not gonna fast,
But that isn't because of
Poop outlet reasons.

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316 downstairs

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> On Oct 4, 2022, at 9:55 PM, Peter Klein <ptklein@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> It's now Yom Kippur,
> And I already have new
> Atoning to do.
>
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316

It's now Yom Kippur,
And I already have new
Atoning to do.

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315 downstairs

The farts were both loud
And plentiful. Oh, and they
Reverberated.

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314 work (4th floor)

3-14, like pi!
And just like pi, this shit had
Seemingly no end.

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313 home

This shit symphony
Had some winds, percussions, and
Multiple movements.

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312 downstairs

I think it's unfair.
I do all this work but don't
Get a "push present."

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