210 Vegas hotel

Because of Covid,
I've waited two years to say,
"Color coming out!"

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209 Zion hotel

I feel like this shit
Just hike the narrows of my
Lower intestines.

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208 Zion hotel

It was a long drive,
And I was clenching my ass
Almost the whole time.

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207 downstairs

Our long road trip's soon,
So it's good I'm getting out
My pre-game shitters.

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206 home

That's six in two days.
That's a pace that even I
(Thankfully) can't keep.

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205 downstairs

Dropped off two humans,
Now dropping off other "kids"
(And some weight to boot).

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204 downstairs

4th dump of the day!
I'm baseball terms, it's like I
Shit for the cycle.

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203 kids’ bathroom

Third dump, third bathroom.
If I have to go again,
Might choose the backyard.

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202 home

For a second shit,
There was still a good amount
Of solid output.

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201 downstairs

Working from home means
Shitting at home too. So let's
Make the most of this.

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200 home

Number 200
On Father's Day. Almost like
Having twins again.

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199 downstairs

I just need one word
To describe this shit session:
Arduous. Thank you.

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198 kids’ bathroom

Computer shut down.
So while it reboots, why not
Plop out some shiznit?

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197 downstairs

Middle of the week,
And the middle of my butt
Just made me feel weak.

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196 downstairs

I went a lot but
Already feel like there's more.
Efficiency fail.

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195 work

Back at the office,
And back to shitting here too.
Don't miss ya, Covid.

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194 downstairs

It had been a bit,
Which explains why my asshole
Had some specks of dust.

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193 home

Nearing 200!
It highlights how much I've grown
And the smells I've made.

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192 home

It's crazy to me
That over 400 shits
May plop out this year.

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191 home

Before meetings start,
I sit, I shit, and I fart.
Some may call it art.

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190 home

That one sounded like
Someone turned on a hose with
Some thick air pockets.

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189 home

I'm proud and impressed
That my toilet handled this
With such grace and poise.

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188 home

Three shits yesterday
And I'm feeling better. Hmmm.
Could shitting cure us?

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187 home

That's three shits today
And a box of Kleenex down.
I'd better weigh less.

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186 home

Open the floodgates!
Maybe "open the mudgates"
Is more accurate.

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185 home

Did Covid cause this
Constipation? Either way,
I got days' worth here.

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