The last day of March,
And the shit keeps on marching
Right out my asshole.
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Thursday, March 31, 2022
Wednesday, March 30, 2022
107 kids’ bathroom
Made it home in time
To a highly-preferred place
For me to destroy.
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To a highly-preferred place
For me to destroy.
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106 downstairs
The Van Nuys Courthouse
Is not where I want to shit,
So I am grateful.
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Is not where I want to shit,
So I am grateful.
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Tuesday, March 29, 2022
105 kids’ bathroom
A "2 for Tuesday"
Is one way to make up for
Some unshitful days.
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Is one way to make up for
Some unshitful days.
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Sunday, March 27, 2022
103 kids’ bathroom
Skipped a couple days.
Makes me nostalgic for my
Pre-pandemic pace.
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Makes me nostalgic for my
Pre-pandemic pace.
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Thursday, March 24, 2022
102 home
Why such a hurry?
That shot right out of me and
Didn't look back. Smart.
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That shot right out of me and
Didn't look back. Smart.
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101 downstairs
1-0-1, just like
The freeway, especially
When there's gross traffic.
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The freeway, especially
When there's gross traffic.
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Wednesday, March 23, 2022
100 kids’ bathroom
The century mark
And it's not even April!
Look out, Charmin stock.
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And it's not even April!
Look out, Charmin stock.
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Monday, March 21, 2022
Sunday, March 20, 2022
Saturday, March 19, 2022
96 downstairs
That was disgusting.
I've seen a lot in my day,
And this was…special.
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I've seen a lot in my day,
And this was…special.
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95 downstairs
Close to a hundred,
Yet I can still be surprised.
Like, "why so messy?"
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Yet I can still be surprised.
Like, "why so messy?"
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Friday, March 18, 2022
93 downstairs
Poor St. Patty's Day.
It came and went yesterday
Without a green shit.
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It came and went yesterday
Without a green shit.
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Thursday, March 17, 2022
92 downstairs
Thursday is named for
The Norse god of thunder, Thor.
I think he'd be proud.
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The Norse god of thunder, Thor.
I think he'd be proud.
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Wednesday, March 16, 2022
91 downstairs
Super packed work day
Faces super packed rectum.
Let's see what happens.
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Faces super packed rectum.
Let's see what happens.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2022
90 kids’ bathroom
The kids are at school,
Which is great, because this is
Abusively foul.
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Which is great, because this is
Abusively foul.
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Monday, March 14, 2022
88 home
Didn't have my phone
To log this shit in real time.
Heh heh, I said log.
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To log this shit in real time.
Heh heh, I said log.
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Sunday, March 13, 2022
87 downstairs
Feels like I'm shitting
At 2pm and not 3.
Thanks, daylight savings.
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At 2pm and not 3.
Thanks, daylight savings.
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Friday, March 11, 2022
86 kids’ bathroom
Jesus Christ, again?
And like Jesus, I think it
Might come back for more.
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And like Jesus, I think it
Might come back for more.
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85 downstairs
About to shower
When my rectum asked if we
Could make a stop first.
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When my rectum asked if we
Could make a stop first.
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Thursday, March 10, 2022
84 home
Since this one makes three,
Are Indian leftovers
Really the best choice?
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Are Indian leftovers
Really the best choice?
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83 kids’ bathroom
Meeting old colleagues
For lunch and some catching up.
Dropping some weight first.
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For lunch and some catching up.
Dropping some weight first.
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Tuesday, March 8, 2022
79 kids’ bathroom
My biceps are sore,
So I'm glad I don't use them
To take a shit. Much.
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So I'm glad I don't use them
To take a shit. Much.
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Monday, March 7, 2022
78 kids’ bathroom
Just spent a shitload
On gas. Then had a gasload
While taking a shit.
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On gas. Then had a gasload
While taking a shit.
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Sunday, March 6, 2022
77 downstairs
My ass volcano
Doesn't stay dormant for long.
I've learned the hard way.
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Doesn't stay dormant for long.
I've learned the hard way.
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76 downstairs
To honor my son's
Final football game today,
My butt just fumbled.
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Final football game today,
My butt just fumbled.
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Friday, March 4, 2022
74 downstairs
I thought I was done,
Then a little more came out,
So I'd wiped in vain.
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Then a little more came out,
So I'd wiped in vain.
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Thursday, March 3, 2022
Wednesday, March 2, 2022
72 kids’ bathroom
I managed to wait
Until I got home from work.
That's a victory.
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Until I got home from work.
That's a victory.
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71 downstairs
Good to do this now
Instead of between meetings
And near coworkers.
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Instead of between meetings
And near coworkers.
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Tuesday, March 1, 2022
70 home
The third time's the charm!
Well, only if your goal is
To wipe and see blood.
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Well, only if your goal is
To wipe and see blood.
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69 kids’ bathroom
Trying to catch up
By adding some two-a-days.
This butt's down for that.
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By adding some two-a-days.
This butt's down for that.
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68 kids’ bathroom
First in many days,
And my butt was sweating with
Anticipation.
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And my butt was sweating with
Anticipation.
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