Finished my work call
And ran to the toilet. Well,
More of a waddle.
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Thursday, February 24, 2022
Wednesday, February 23, 2022
65 downstairs
It glided out, like
A snake charmer's tune coaxed this
Long, brown, shit from me.
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A snake charmer's tune coaxed this
Long, brown, shit from me.
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Tuesday, February 22, 2022
64 kids’ bathroom
Glad the kids aren't here,
So their bathroom has time to
Get unfunkified.
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So their bathroom has time to
Get unfunkified.
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63 downstairs
Maybe I should start
Recording mid-shit podcasts.
Poopcasts, if you will.
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Recording mid-shit podcasts.
Poopcasts, if you will.
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62 downstairs
Yesterday
A shit before bed.
Could this possibly make me
A lighter sleeper?
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A shit before bed.
Could this possibly make me
A lighter sleeper?
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Monday, February 21, 2022
Friday, February 18, 2022
60 downstairs
Stomach was rumbling,
But releasing one long shit
Calmed it down a lot.
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But releasing one long shit
Calmed it down a lot.
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Wednesday, February 16, 2022
59 kids’ bathroom
Two shits before 10.
If my math works, I'm on pace
For 90 today.
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If my math works, I'm on pace
For 90 today.
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58 downstairs
Tis better to have
Dumped and then showered than to
Dump after cleaning.
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Dumped and then showered than to
Dump after cleaning.
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Tuesday, February 15, 2022
56 kids’ bathroom
Valentine's Day food
Loses some of its luster
When it turns to shit.
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Loses some of its luster
When it turns to shit.
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Monday, February 14, 2022
54 kids’ bathroom
Starting the day off
With a little dumpy dump.
It's so romantic.
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With a little dumpy dump.
It's so romantic.
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Sunday, February 13, 2022
Friday, February 11, 2022
Thursday, February 10, 2022
51 downstairs
It's almost bedtime,
But my butthole's wide awake.
And I do mean "wide."
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But my butthole's wide awake.
And I do mean "wide."
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Wednesday, February 9, 2022
51 kids’ bathroom
The smell is putrid,
But at least it looks pretty.
Just kidding; it's gross.
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But at least it looks pretty.
Just kidding; it's gross.
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50 downstairs
50, like the states!
Should I call this Nebada
Or Massivepooshits?
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Should I call this Nebada
Or Massivepooshits?
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Tuesday, February 8, 2022
49 kids’ bathroom
This nasty dump was
Brought to you by the letter
Y, as in Y God?
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Brought to you by the letter
Y, as in Y God?
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Monday, February 7, 2022
48 kids’ bathroom
Three shits in a day!
In bathroom hockey, I think
That's called a buttrick.
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In bathroom hockey, I think
That's called a buttrick.
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47 kids’ bathroom
That's two already.
This week's gonna be big, like
A Super Bowel.
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This week's gonna be big, like
A Super Bowel.
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45 downstairs
(Yesterday)
The weekend's too short,
Especially when I spend
All this time shitting.
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The weekend's too short,
Especially when I spend
All this time shitting.
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Saturday, February 5, 2022
44 downstairs
Glad it's the weekend,
So I don't have to fit this
In between meetings.
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So I don't have to fit this
In between meetings.
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Friday, February 4, 2022
43 work
(Yesterday)
When one takes a shit
Just to pass the time, could we
Call that move "stalling?"
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When one takes a shit
Just to pass the time, could we
Call that move "stalling?"
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Wednesday, February 2, 2022
42 downstairs
Two-Two-Twenty-Two,
And dropping deuce number two.
It's almost 2 much.
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And dropping deuce number two.
It's almost 2 much.
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Tuesday, February 1, 2022
39 downstairs
My dearest reader,
You should be grateful that I'm
Not describing this.
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You should be grateful that I'm
Not describing this.
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