180 downstairs

Note to self: don't eat
Those green chile burritos.
They make brown grossness.

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179 downstairs

Made it home to shit,
And managed to only have
One nasty work fart.

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178 downstairs

To close out the day,
I open up my asshole.
Oh, and shit comes out.

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177 downstairs

It's Monday again!
Let's play, "I Have to Shit But
Don't Want to at Work!"

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176 kids’ bathroom

Three times in a day!
I can only name this feat
One thing: an asstrick.

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175 kids’ bathroom

Two shits this early?
What foul sorcery is this
To cause such butt strife?

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174 downstairs

Did a leg workout,
Now I'm working some poop out.
Engaging the core.

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173 kids’ bathroom

I went again but
Feel like there's more poop on deck.
Also in the hole.

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172 downstairs

Didn't go at work -
Saved the smelliness for home.
We all win. Trust me.

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171 kids’ bathroom

I got me some squirts,
And there should be some more soon.
Glad I'm home today.

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170 downstairs

Made it through day one
Without taking a work dump.
They're so damn lucky.

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169 downstairs

New job tomorrow,
And stinking up the shitter
Would be a bad move.

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168 downstairs

Physical went fine
And no digit was dropped, so
He's a lucky guy.

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167 downstairs

Have my physical,
So I need to drop weight and
Clean out my asshole.

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166 downstairs

Just one solid log.
It came out with a plop and
Left no trace behind.

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165 kids’ bathroom

Had salmon last night
And - bucking tradition - it
Quickly swam downstream.

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164 downstairs

The cleaning crew left,
And I'm already crapping
On all their hard work.

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163 downstairs

Cleaning crew's coming,
But they stay far away from
My nether regions.

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162 downstairs

A week between jobs.
Gotta clean shit out, starting
With this ass of mine.

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161 downstairs

Last day at my job,
And it's starting off with a
Push-push-grunt-push-bang.

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160 downstairs

(Yesterday)
I sat in traffic,
But this shit found the fast lane.
Hint: it's my rectum.

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159 downstairs

It's Rosh Hashanah,
But I couldn't make this shit
Round like the challah.

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158 downstairs

(Yesterday)
Pooping quickly since
The haircutter just arrived.
Bottom first, then top.

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157 home

Meetings all day long,
So I'm glad I got this out.
You are too. Trust me.

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156 home

My dog just threw up,
And my butt must be jealous,
Because, well, this shit.

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