155 downstairs

I'll be Single Dad
For the next two days. This dump
Will help keep me spry.

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154 home

The weekend's ending.
My butt likes to go out with
A bang (and a squirt).

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153 downstairs

Saturday morning
Time to take a deep breath and-
Nope, bad idea.

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152 downstairs

I'm quitting later,
But shitting now. Those aren't linked,
But they rhyme. So there.

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151 downstairs

Like 151
From Bacardi, this shit is
Strong and liquidy.

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150 downstairs

Today, friends, marks my
Sesquicentennial shit
Of the year. Go me.

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149 downstairs

MMS stands for
"Monday morning shit." I guess
"Me make smell" works too.

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148 home

Sunday morning shits.
Just like Saturday ones, just
A bit more relaxed.

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147 downstairs

🎶It's Friday, Friday,
Got a fat dump on Friday 🎶
(I'm Rebecca Brown)

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146 downstairs

My tailbone still hurts
And it's almost been two weeks.
Shitting's fine, thank God.

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145 home

Dropped my son at school,
Then dropped this off at the pool.
Think my day's complete.

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144 downstairs

Well isn't that cool?
1-44 is a gross,
And so is this shit.

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143 downstairs

My stomach is all,
"The fuck is up?" And I'm like,
"Dude, shit that shit out!"

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142 downstairs

Squirting some more out.
And trust me, that's the right verb.
Sorry, that was gross.

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141 downstairs

Immediate flush
To try to lessen the stench.
Let's all hope it worked.

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140 downstairs

Still sore from the race,
But my asshole seems to be
Working perfectly.

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139 downstairs

That long between shits
May have made the race Tougher
And this Muddier.

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138 downstairs

Squeezing some more out.
Don't want to be full of shit
For an interview.

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137 downstairs

This shit reminds me
That this Saturday I'll be
In a Tough Mudder.

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136 kids’ bathroom

(Monday)

Gotta get this out
Before the cleaning crew comes.
Smart, but also rude.

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