135 kids’ bathroom

Another so soon?
I have five words for you then:
Damn. Shit. That is whack.


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134 downstairs

I dump like a truck.
A big, smelly, overfilled
City garbage truck.

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133 downstairs

A fancy dinner
Still makes smelly shit, even
In Beverly Hills.

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132 downstairs

I shat out a log,
Then, in my wisdom, waited.
Another appeared.

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131 downstairs

Glad I'm going now
Instead of at the office.
They should be glad too.

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130 downstairs

Had sushi last night.
I don't remember eating
A smelly shit roll.

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129 kids’ bathroom

The kids are at camp,
So I have lots of time for
This smell to dissolve.

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128 kids’ bathroom

You know how Dali
Painted all those melting clocks?
It's like that. But shit.

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127 downstairs

This pre-bedtime shit
Should help me sleep more soundly
(And less soundfully).

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126 downstairs

I just kept wiping
And wiping and wiping and…
Poof! Then it was gone.

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125 downstairs

Pre-cleaning crew dump.
Going after they were here
Always feels wasteful.

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124 downstairs

Nothing makes this dump
Remarkable or unique.
Same shit, different day.

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123 downstairs

Number 1-2-3
Is pleasant and orderly.
This shit is neither.


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122 home

The 9th of July,
And yet, there are fireworks.
Anus fireworks.

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121 downstairs

Did I eat Lego?
Because I think I just shat
Interlocking bricks.

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120 home

Before I drive to
Santa Monica, this shit
Means I'll use less gas.

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119 kids’ bathroom

Going twice makes sense,
Because hot dogs are often
Linked to each other.

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118 downstairs

Four hot dogs, and yet
It still took a couple days
For them to come out.

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117 home

It is called Thai food,
But this ain't a tie. My butt
Definitely lost.

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116 home

This went from "maybe"
To "Out of my way, people!"
Really, really fast.

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