115 kids’ bathroom

Now this is absurd.
My asshole is sore and might
Need a whole week off.

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114 downstairs

Another shit? Jeez.
This is officially some
Real June gloom…and doom.

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113 kids' bathroom

Well this isn't fun.

Three shits before noon sucks, but

Burritos still rule.

112 downstairs

Squirted out some more,

And there's even more coming.

My poor, poor asshole.

111 downstairs

First post-birthday shit,
And shockingly, it smells like
I'm still 43.

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110 downstairs

I hope this foul smell
Is long gone before I get
My massage later.

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109 downstairs

So I've been taking
Apple cider vinegar…
This smells like neither.

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108 downstairs

Picked up my dog's shit,
Only to return home and
Drop some of my own.

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107 downstairs

Guess I wasn't done.
And judging by the buttfeel,
There may be more yet.

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106 downstairs

That jogging really
Loosened my intestines up.
Real…quick and dirty.

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105 downstairs

Sorry, cleaning crew.
You'll now have this to deal with.
It's shitty, I know.

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104 downstairs

It took some rocking,
But I just successfully
Fathered a shit log.

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103 home

Do two #2s
Add up to a #4?
The math is unclear.

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102 downstairs

Oh chile verde.
You were in an omelette, but
Now you are free form.

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101 downstairs (Tuesday)

Meeting coworkers
For the first time. Hope this makes
Me less full of shit.

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100 home (Monday)

Triple digit shit
On a 2-for-1 Monday.
My plan is working…

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99 downstairs

The kids are on break,
But my anus sure isn't.
He's still working hard.

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98 downstairs

I wish this shit would
Follow my children's lead and
Have culmination.

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97 downstairs

That shit was solid,
Both in its composition
And a job well done.

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96 downstairs

First shit since Wednesday?
So glad the cleaning crew will
Undo this damage.

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95 downstairs

That was a big one.
The flush didn't let up and
Eventually won.

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