94 downstairs

I just shit a brick.
Well, brick is expensive so
I went with stucco.

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93 home

This shit's soundtrack is
Just one song long by U2.
Hint: Sunday, Bloody.

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92 home

The all-hands meeting
Was preceded by a quick
All butt cheeks meeting.

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91 downstairs

I ate chicken parm,
But this doesn't smell like it.
And that really sucks.

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90 downstairs

Soiling the toilet
Before the cleaning crew comes.
They earn their money.

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89 downstairs

You don't wanna know
How I'm sure this shit came from
My new beef jerky.

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88 downstairs

Had to stop breakfast
To expunge yesterday's food.
It's cyclical, man.

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87 downstairs

First in a few days,
And it's making up for it.
I'm so glad it flushed.

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86 kid's bathroom

Day 2 of the cleanse.

The lack of food does not mean

A lack of feces.

85 downstairs

First day of a cleanse
And already shedding weight.
Gross, foul-smelling weight.

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84 downstairs

If I sent this to
The wrong person, I would have
Some splaining to do.

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83 home

Yesterday

Almost forgot this,
Which is crazy since the smell
Such a long ass time.

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82 downstairs

I gave birth to this,
So now I should qualify
For Mother's Day, right?

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81 kids’ bathroom

El Seis de Mayo
Has some built-in reminders
Of el Cinco's feast.

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80 downstairs

MMX training
Also trained my anus well.
It shits on command.

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79 kids’ bathroom

Uh oh. Another?
May is shaping up to be
A doo-doo-doozy.

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78 kids’ bathroom

Guess I wasn't done,
Despite the fact that last night
I clogged the toilet.

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77 downstairs

I worked hard for that -
Lots or pushing and rocking.
But I got shit done.


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