It's long and slender,
But I still felt it come out.
Farewell, Slim Shitty.
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Friday, April 30, 2021
Wednesday, April 28, 2021
75 downstairs
That was a fat one.
Not trying to body shame,
Just stating the facts.
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Not trying to body shame,
Just stating the facts.
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Monday, April 26, 2021
74 kids’ bathroom
Another Monday.
Maybe doing this now will
Make it less shitty.
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Maybe doing this now will
Make it less shitty.
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Sunday, April 25, 2021
73 home
Went to Trader Joe's.
Changed my clothes after, and cleaned
My bowels out too.
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Changed my clothes after, and cleaned
My bowels out too.
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72 downstairs
Yesterday
My son's food from the
School cafeteria was
Less gross than you'd think.
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My son's food from the
School cafeteria was
Less gross than you'd think.
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Tuesday, April 20, 2021
71 downstairs
Had to rock a bit,
But once that loosened things up...
Let's just say it worked.
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But once that loosened things up...
Let's just say it worked.
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Monday, April 19, 2021
69 downstairs
I swam yesterday.
Thought it was only fair to
Let my shit swim too.
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Thought it was only fair to
Let my shit swim too.
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68 downstairs
Friday
The end of the week,
And my end is feeling weak.
I'm such a turdsmith.
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The end of the week,
And my end is feeling weak.
I'm such a turdsmith.
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67 home
Thursday
The chicken wing sauce
Was labeled "Romantic Mood."
Those fucking liars.
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The chicken wing sauce
Was labeled "Romantic Mood."
Those fucking liars.
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Monday, April 12, 2021
65 downstairs
I rocked that one out.
Literally. Kept rocking
Until it went plop.
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Literally. Kept rocking
Until it went plop.
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Sunday, April 11, 2021
64 downstairs
It's Sunday morning.
Coffee, puzzle, exercise,
And massive shit? Check.
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Coffee, puzzle, exercise,
And massive shit? Check.
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Thursday, April 8, 2021
Wednesday, April 7, 2021
Monday, April 5, 2021
61 downstairs
Spring Break is over,
But Butt Break has just begun.
(Feels like I broke it.)
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But Butt Break has just begun.
(Feels like I broke it.)
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Saturday, April 3, 2021
60 downstairs
I double flushed but
The smell was so powerful
That it lingers on.
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The smell was so powerful
That it lingers on.
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59 downstairs
Yesterday
Wider than my ass.
Not gonna lie - this one hurt.
Not surprised there's blood.
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Wider than my ass.
Not gonna lie - this one hurt.
Not surprised there's blood.
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