58 kids’ bathroom

Back home from the trip.
Held this shit for the whole drive.
It's time to part ways.

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57 Joshua Tree house

Made it the whole drive,
But now it's time to unload.
Good start to the trip.

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56 kids’ bathroom

About to leave for
Spring Break in Joshua Tree.
I'm gonna shit there.

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55 downstairs

Oy, another one.
And this one's quite spicy too.
My asshole needs milk.

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54 downstairs

Those 2 burritos
Were maybe not the right move.
Gotta spread things out.

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53 downstairs

Squirted some more out,
Then had Chipotle for lunch.
Probably not wise.

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52 downstairs

I can't explain it,
But this shit smells like barnyard.
Could it be the oats?

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51 downstairs

This double flush says
"Happy Anniversary"
Better than a card.

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50 home

Filled out my bracket
And ready for the Madness.
(Butt started early)

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49 home

Italian sausage
Loses then regains its shape.
It's, like, amazing.


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48 downstairs

It's Monday again,
And I'm taking a big shit.
Is that an omen?

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47 home

A couple big plops,
And then I waited for more.
Alas, that was all.

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46 home

Ground turkey nachos
Once fused together, have now
Reseparated.

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45 downstairs

Spent more time wiping
Than shitting. A lot more time.
Thank you, McDonalds.

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44 home

Real bad gas last night.
This morning, it became shit.
The body's rad, yo.


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43 downstairs

That's two dumps thus far,
And it's only 9 o'clock.
Can he do it, folks?!?

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42 downstairs

So glad I'm going.
Tried over the weekend but...
No joy in Mudville.

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41 home

Squeezed this out in time.
I have 4 straight meetings now,
And all on camera.

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40 downstairs

I'm going again
And might once more. My anus
Is in retrograde.


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39 downstairs

I took Tums last night
Since my stomach was pissy.
This shit should help too.

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38 downstairs

That's one big, fat log.
It looked like a shit, ya know?
One Best-in-Show dump.

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