37 home

Thai food? Jerk chicken?
CCC chicken salad?
Something made this gross.

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36 home

I tried twice but failed,
So I'm glad it's now working.
My nose isn't though.

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35 downstairs

A lot of wiping
For not a lot of shit. Weird.
I got nothing else.

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34 downstairs

Filet mignon with
Garlic green beans tastes great, but
The aftermath stinks.

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33 downstairs

I have more to go
But didn't have time to wait.
Isn't that...shitty?

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32 downstairs

I have another
Burrito waiting for lunch,
So I'll be back soon.



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31 downstairs

Think my burrito
Immediately pushed out
Any shit on deck.

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30 downstairs

Glad this one arrived.
Hope it means the stinky farts
Will give it a rest.

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29 downstairs

It's Fart Out Loud Day,
But I am shitting out loud.
That should still count, right?

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28 home

Yesterday

Squeezed a little out,
So I wrote a little poem.
Sometimes life makes sense.

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27 downstairs

I didn't shit for
All of the three-day weekend.
Here comes a "work week."

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26 home

It's Chinese New Year!
I found something brown inside
My red envelope.

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25 home

That's a lot more shit!
A guess a lot of food fits
In one tortilla.

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24 downstairs

My stomach's upset,
Like mad and angry at me.
Steak burrito, yo.

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23 downstairs

Superbowl's over,
But the Toilet Bowl party
Is just beginning.

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22 home

Yesterday

Little balls of shit
Just kept coming out. I'm like
A poop magician.

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21 downstairs

Did a core workout,
And I think that helped make the
Pushing easier.

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20 downstairs

Not shocked that it's big.
The farts were thund'rous last night,
Signifying...this.

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19 downstairs

New month, new work week,
Same waste removal method.
(Ya know, sit and shit.)

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