Saturday, January 30, 2021

18 downstairs

Slow-paced Saturdays
Paired with long shitting sessions
Are not all that bad.

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17 downstairs

Yesterday

A good morning dump
Starts the day off with a bang.
Well, more like a plop.


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Tuesday, January 26, 2021

16 downstairs

A triple flusher!
That red meat I ate turned to
Brown and red asshole.

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Monday, January 25, 2021

15 downstairs

New 6-week workout!
With this shit, I'm already
Losing half a pound.



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Thursday, January 21, 2021

14 home

In meetings all day,
So I'm glad this shit came now.
(I'll still be farting.)

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Tuesday, January 19, 2021

13 downstairs

Two shits already
And feel like there's still some more.
Epic Tuesday, bro.

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12 downstairs

About to shower.
That's good timing, after this
Literal shitshow.

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Sunday, January 17, 2021

11 downstairs

Three days between shit.
I feel like myself again.
I smell the same too.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2021

10 downstairs

MMX and abs
Caused me to sweat my ass off,
Then shit my ass out.


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Tuesday, January 12, 2021

9 downstairs

The muscle I've gained
Has been offset by dropping
This extra shit weight.

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Monday, January 11, 2021

8 downstairs

The date: 1-1-1.
And yet I celebrate with
A big #2.

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Sunday, January 10, 2021

7 downstairs

The end of the day
Isn't complete without a
Little rectum blood.

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Thursday, January 7, 2021

6 downstairs

Off the daily pace,
But if I go twice today...
Poop math for the win!

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Tuesday, January 5, 2021

5 downstairs

5 shits in 5 days.
Is a new world order.
Oops, I meant "odor."

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Monday, January 4, 2021

4 downstairs

This isn't pretty.
Could I have more shits than days?
That would be freaky!

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3 downstairs

Starting the work week
By dropping unneeded weight.
(In the form of poop.)

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Sunday, January 3, 2021

2 home

Two shits in three days,
And I feel like there's more still.
We should all be scared.

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Saturday, January 2, 2021

1 kids’ bathroom

2021!
May this year be full of shit
But less full of shit.

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