Slow-paced Saturdays
Paired with long shitting sessions
Are not all that bad.
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Saturday, January 30, 2021
17 downstairs
Yesterday
A good morning dump
Starts the day off with a bang.
Well, more like a plop.
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A good morning dump
Starts the day off with a bang.
Well, more like a plop.
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Tuesday, January 26, 2021
16 downstairs
A triple flusher!
That red meat I ate turned to
Brown and red asshole.
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That red meat I ate turned to
Brown and red asshole.
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Monday, January 25, 2021
15 downstairs
New 6-week workout!
With this shit, I'm already
Losing half a pound.
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With this shit, I'm already
Losing half a pound.
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Thursday, January 21, 2021
14 home
In meetings all day,
So I'm glad this shit came now.
(I'll still be farting.)
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So I'm glad this shit came now.
(I'll still be farting.)
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Tuesday, January 19, 2021
13 downstairs
Two shits already
And feel like there's still some more.
Epic Tuesday, bro.
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And feel like there's still some more.
Epic Tuesday, bro.
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Sunday, January 17, 2021
11 downstairs
Three days between shit.
I feel like myself again.
I smell the same too.
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I feel like myself again.
I smell the same too.
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Wednesday, January 13, 2021
Tuesday, January 12, 2021
9 downstairs
The muscle I've gained
Has been offset by dropping
This extra shit weight.
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Has been offset by dropping
This extra shit weight.
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Monday, January 11, 2021
Sunday, January 10, 2021
Thursday, January 7, 2021
6 downstairs
Off the daily pace,
But if I go twice today...
Poop math for the win!
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But if I go twice today...
Poop math for the win!
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Tuesday, January 5, 2021
Monday, January 4, 2021
4 downstairs
This isn't pretty.
Could I have more shits than days?
That would be freaky!
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Could I have more shits than days?
That would be freaky!
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3 downstairs
Starting the work week
By dropping unneeded weight.
(In the form of poop.)
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By dropping unneeded weight.
(In the form of poop.)
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Sunday, January 3, 2021
2 home
Two shits in three days,
And I feel like there's more still.
We should all be scared.
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And I feel like there's more still.
We should all be scared.
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Saturday, January 2, 2021
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