210 downstairs

Shat so much this year,
I'm not sure I'll surpass it.
I'll give it a shit.


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209 downstairs

(Yesterday)
I shat so quickly
I didn't write a haiku.
Well, I'm fixing that.

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208 downstairs

Took a dump before
My weekly weigh-in. Looks like
It made a difference.

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207 downstairs

Lunges and squats are
Really hard to do with a
Monster shit on deck.

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206 downstairs

Since it's Christmas Eve,
I thought I'd make the bathroom
Smell like a manger.

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205 home

During a meeting!
Glad I turned the camera off.
They should be glad too.

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204 downstairs

Glad I went before
Four straight hours of meetings.
Would've been awkward.

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203 downstairs

Mexican chili
Made me fart for two days straight
But not shit til now.

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202 home

(Friday)
Waited a long time,
And it showed. Produced enough
To clog the toilet.

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201 home

Dudes, I'm on a roll.
And I just used half a roll
Of toilet paper.

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200! Downstairs

Bicentennial!
It's a big accomplishment
In a shitty year.

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199 kids’ bathroom

That was a wide one.
Like, wider than my asshole.
But I persevered.

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198 downstairs

Close to 200!
My butt chose 20-20
To start working out.

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197 home

Super busy day,
But I managed to not shit
While in a meeting!

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196 downstairs

It's after midnight,
Otherwise this would count as
Three shits in one day!

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195 downstairs

Guess I wasn't done.
Makes the name Poquito Más
Extremely fitting.

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194 downstairs

Turkey chili lunch
Chicken burrito dinner
Fart, fart, fart, fart, shit


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193 downstairs

Back is improving,
But standing up is still hard.
Guess I'll keep shitting.

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