192 downstairs

Taking a shit with
Back pain is tough. But I fear
Wiping will be worse.

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191 downstairs

This one felt real big.
No episiotomy
Needed. Thank the lord.

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190 downstairs

I'm in a hurry.
No time to write a haiku.
Just shit, wipe, and go.


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189 home

A lot of bad farts
Preceded this dump. Let's hope
They've gone away now.

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188 downstairs

I meditated
Seven days straight. My o-ring
Is now an ohm-ring.

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187 home

Ouch, that one was sharp.
Like it dragged its fingernails
While being pushed out.

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Begin forwarded message:

From: Peter Klein <ptklein@gmail.com>
Date: November 16, 2020 at 8:03:20 AM PST
To: gmail <ptklein@gmail.com>
Subject: 186 downstairs

Big workout, big dump.
Big strain, followed by big plop.
Big smell, big sad face.

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185 kids’ bathroom

Judging by this shit,
My body hasn't processed
The spicy wings yet.

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184 downstairs

New job starts Monday.
Gotta get all this shit out
So I can start fresh.

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183 downstairs

Damn, I just showered.
It's like smearing fresh paint on
The Mona Lisa.

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182 kids’ bathroom

New week, still dumping.
I'm gonna break 200,
Which starts with a deuce.

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181 kids’ bathroom

This shit feels heavy.
Really wish I'd weighed myself
Before and after.

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180 kids’ bathroom

Yesterday
Joe Biden has won!
So now it's "out with the Trump"
And out with this dump.

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179 downstairs

Election results
Are not yet final. This sucks.
I shit in protest.

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178 home

Is it pumpkin seeds?
Are they the stomach culprit?
Hope not. They taste good.

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177 kids’ bathroom

Last day at GH.
Lightening my workload and
My buttload as well.

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176 downstairs

Hey, it's November!
My butthole opens as the
Year begins to close.

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175 downstairs

Yesterday

Happy Halloween!
This shit is a spooky one
(Emphasis on "poo").


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