Poop Group: August 2020

Monday, August 31, 2020

Getting my poop on!
That's what all the cool kids say.
Ya know, when they shit.

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Autocorrect, man.
It turned "poo" into "pop." Wait,
That kinda makes sense.

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Why is shinola
Exploding out of my butt?
What's that? Shit? My bad.

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Guess I wasn't done.
Might not see me again til
The end of the week.

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I'm starting early.
Hope this helps me feel lighter
Spiritually too.

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The kids are fighting,
But I'm gonna need more time.
Shit waits for no one.

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Small piece then big piece.
Reminded me of a jab
Then an uppercut.

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How is my shit like
A famous soccer player?
They are both Messi.

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Going to a farm,
And though my smells might blend in,
Shitting first is good.

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Another shit? Wow.
This has become an ass- and
Record-breaking year.

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I was right this time!
I've shat twice today (at least!).
Thank you, beet hummus.

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I've been wrong before,
But I feel a second shit
Will grace us today.

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This is 1 of 2.
I'm certain of it. No way
It's my only dump.

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Hope this releases
Some of my stomach pressure.
I mean, shit came out.

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Did I eat something
That caused this unique shit smell?
Oh yeah - jerk chicken.

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This shit is so big
I should switch to a renga.
Am I right? Hello?

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This shit reminds me
Of the old Flintstones cartoon.
Bam Bam! Then Pebbles.

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