96 home (downstairs)

Last year's 96
Was July 2nd, so my
Behind is ahead.


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95 home (downstairs)

Well, my birthday song
Isn't very long. But my
Birthday shit sure is.

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94 home

Just let someone go,
And now I'm letting this go.
I'm sensing a theme.

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93 home (downstairs)

My stomach is off.
And I can't find the switch to
Turn it on again.

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92 home (downstairs)

Both pizza and wings?
What did I think would happen?
I'm Ron Burgundy?

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91 home (kids’ bathroom)

Yesterday

Since it's Father's Day,
I had the sudden urge to
Create something new.

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90 home (kids’ bathroom)

Falafel became
Deconstructed falafel.
Disgusting magic!

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89 home (downstairs)

Hump day is Dump Day!
This rhyme was brought to you by
Peter. He's sweeter.

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88 home (downstairs)

It's Monday again,
And it's starting off shitty.
Quite literally.

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87 home (downstairs)

That shit was dark, yo.
Dark in color, but also
Dark spiritually.

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86 home (downstairs)

You might think Thai food
And Chipotle don't mix well.
If so, you'd be right.

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85 home

Meeting just ended
And another one starts soon.
Shit and haiku time!

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84 home (downstairs)

Little victories
Still count as victories. Like
Not shitting my pants.

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83 home (downstairs)

Brought in Sugarfish
For Amber's birthday. So good.
Worth 5 of these shits.

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82 home

Very busy day.
Glad to do this now (when not
On video calls).

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81 home

No protests here, but
But the toilet appears to be
Looting my bowels.

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80 home (downstairs)

I can stop saying
"Home" as the location, right?
Think that's understood.

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