79 home (downstairs)

The turkey chili
Is to blame. Because this looks
Like turkey chili.


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78 home (downstairs)

With diarrhea,
At least there's no fear that it
Will clog the toilet.


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77 home (downstairs)

3 days' worth of food
Makes for a whole lotta shit.
It's simple physics.

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76 home (downstairs)

76, like
The trombones. And trombones, like
The sound my butt made.

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75 home

I actually said,
"Jesus and the Funky Bunch"
As this shit came out.

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74 home (downstairs)

I'm so glad I flushed
Post-shit, pre-wipe. That brief smell
Could've ended me.

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73 home (downstairs)

This is 1 of 2.
I can tell. It's basically
Playing the front nine.

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72 home

I'm shitting again?
Almost makes me wonder why
I bother wiping.

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71 home (downstairs)

Post run, pre shower.
A great time to take a shit.
You should try it out.

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70 home

Yesterday

They call it Thai food,
But this was no tie. It won,
And my asshole lost.

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69 home (kids’ bathroom)

Thankful it's Friday.
Lots of work, but my butt is
Already relaxed.

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68 home

El seis de mayo,
The day when enchiladas
Reappear unrolled.


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67 home

It's Tuesday shit time,
But today, it has flavor.
¡Cinco de Mayo!

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66 home (downstairs)

In Mario Kart,
They should add shit you can toss.
Just a suggestion.


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