The turkey chili
Is to blame. Because this looks
Like turkey chili.
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Friday, May 29, 2020
Thursday, May 28, 2020
78 home (downstairs)
With diarrhea,
At least there's no fear that it
Will clog the toilet.
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At least there's no fear that it
Will clog the toilet.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2020
77 home (downstairs)
3 days' worth of food
Makes for a whole lotta shit.
It's simple physics.
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Makes for a whole lotta shit.
It's simple physics.
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Friday, May 22, 2020
76 home (downstairs)
76, like
The trombones. And trombones, like
The sound my butt made.
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The trombones. And trombones, like
The sound my butt made.
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Thursday, May 21, 2020
Monday, May 18, 2020
74 home (downstairs)
I'm so glad I flushed
Post-shit, pre-wipe. That brief smell
Could've ended me.
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Post-shit, pre-wipe. That brief smell
Could've ended me.
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Sunday, May 17, 2020
73 home (downstairs)
This is 1 of 2.
I can tell. It's basically
Playing the front nine.
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I can tell. It's basically
Playing the front nine.
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Thursday, May 14, 2020
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
71 home (downstairs)
Post run, pre shower.
A great time to take a shit.
You should try it out.
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A great time to take a shit.
You should try it out.
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Tuesday, May 12, 2020
70 home
Yesterday
They call it Thai food,
But this was no tie. It won,
And my asshole lost.
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They call it Thai food,
But this was no tie. It won,
And my asshole lost.
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Friday, May 8, 2020
69 home (kids’ bathroom)
Thankful it's Friday.
Lots of work, but my butt is
Already relaxed.
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Lots of work, but my butt is
Already relaxed.
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Wednesday, May 6, 2020
Tuesday, May 5, 2020
Sunday, May 3, 2020
66 home (downstairs)
In Mario Kart,
They should add shit you can toss.
Just a suggestion.
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They should add shit you can toss.
Just a suggestion.
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